Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

USA Today says school board races centered around Critical Race Theory teaching could fuel voter turnout in November. It's a big deal to parents. If the Leftists wrote about sports the way they write about US history, the biography of Babe Ruth would be about the thirteen hundred times he struck out.

• President Biden told 60 Minutes Sunday the U.S. would defend Taiwan from any attack by China before his statement was walked back by the White House. Our policy on China v. Taiwan is called strategic ambiguity. That's like Hillary telling Bill, as long as I don't hear about it, I won't kill you, too.

• The White House hailed California's new law which will ban the sale of gasoline-powered cars in California in thirteen years and expressed hope that the law spreads nationwide. Car and Driver says ninety-five percent of electric cars are still on the road. The other five percent made it all the way home.

• The Queen's casket was carried into the sanctuary by combat veteran Marines Monday. Security was very tight with the London Police, MI-6, MI-5, the Royal Marines and SAS agents guarding the Queen's casket from attack. On the other hand, it's probably the first time it didn't matter if she got shot.

• The Pentagon said it has limited ability to defend against hypersonic missiles from China should war erupt over Taiwan. Physicists listed the four fastest things on earth. They are the speed of light, the hyper-sonic missile, the ICBM missile and the deportation of Martha's Vineyard illegal immigrants.

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• President Biden set off alarm bells in the scientific community on 60 Minutes Sunday announcing that the pandemic is over. Joe's declaration just stripped the CDC and Dr. Fauci of their absolute control of our daily lives. Biden could be hauled before Congress for trying to overthrow our democracy.

• Science Alert reports that any future control over high level computer super-intelligence would be impossible for computer programmers to control. Nothing could prevent AI from destroying the grid. On the day that the end arrives when machines attack man, I hope I am nowhere near the dildo factory.

• Martha's Vineyard greeted and fed migrants flown in from Florida for just one day Friday. Fifty young men from Venezuela walked off the plane astonished they had arrived at a rich, exclusive residential enclave. And just like that, Martha's Vineyard had the best soccer team in the United States.

• The Florida Teachers Union vowed to take the state government to court to teach transgederism to young kids. Parents feel first grade children are too young to start learning about sex and gender self identity. In a related a story, R. Kelly just tried to get his personal pronouns changed to Pardon/Me.

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