Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

President Biden told the White House press corps Friday he will fly to London next week to attend the Queen's funeral. On Monday a reporter asked Biden how he remembers Queen Elizabeth. Joe said that his staff wrote her name down on a piece of paper and he keeps it right here in his shirt pocket.

• The Times of London reported that the Royal Mail has decided to keep Queen Elizabeth's portrait on stamps issued in the United Kingdom. The currency however is a different issue. The Bank of England announced it will widen the five-pound note in order to get King Charles's ears to fit on the bill.

• National Geographic geologists reported making a landmark discovery in the English countryside of Wiltshire which they say sheds new light on the life of Neolithic Man. They uncovered what many believe are the oldest stones known to man. The stones, Keith and Mick, were found passed out in a field.

• Men's Health ran an article telling single Baby Boomer men to have a plan in place that will have close friends notified in case of a health emergency. Being a little older and single I'm fortunate to have someone call and check on me daily. He's from India and is very concerned about my car warranty.

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BLM leader Shalomyah Bowers is accused of stealing $10 million in donations in a lawsuit filed in L.A. The group is on its heels. BLM can't be happy the IRS just ruled you must declare all stolen goods as income, unless you've returned the goods to the rightful owner in the same year you stole them.

• Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg declared we must convert to EVs because we are in a race against climate change. All the Democrats ever want to talk about is climate change. When President Biden heard that Queen Elizabeth's reign was the longest in history, he asked how bad the flooding was.

• Homeland Security's Alejandro Mayorkas likened 9-11 attackers to Trump voters who stormed the Capitol. The DOJ is trying to silence MAGAs who refuse to believe Biden won, calling them election deniers who are threats to democracy. O.J. Simpson acted less guilty when he took off for Orange County.

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