Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

President Biden ripped Trump in a campaign speech as a semi-fascist who incites hate, while Trump ripped Biden as an incompetent imbecile. This is turning quickly into a zero-sum game. The last time they met, Biden told Trump I want to see you in prison, and Trump said I will visit you as often as I can.

• Donald Trump won in court Monday when a judge ordered a Special Master to review the seized material from Mar-a-Lago. There was never any danger of enemy infiltration. The only people with access to the basement were Trump, his bodyguards and his house servants Boris Badenov and Natasha.

• Donald Trump ripped the FBI for raiding him while the DOJ won't prosecute Hillary for illegally storing and deleting her office emails when she was Secretary of State. I thought we cleared this up years ago. Hillary explained to Congress that the thirty thousand deleted emails were all yoga recipes.

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• President Biden changed his speech calling MAGA voters a threat to democracy to calling MAGA Members of Congress a threat to democracy. He does better when he stays out of sight. Joe Biden as president is like when Apple made everyone have that U2 album they didn't want on their iTunes playlist.

• California's request that electric car drivers not charge their cars to save power during the heat wave created a PR disaster for the EV industry. On top of that, today I noticed an amusement park bumper car in my apartment garage. Never buy an electric car on eBay after you have had a few beers.

• Psychology Today stated the suicide rate in the U.S. increased by thirty percent since the pandemic began. Last weekend in New York, the CFO of Bed, Bath and Beyond leaped to his death from a skyscraper rooftop. The good news is, in his hand was a twenty-percent off coupon at the funeral home.

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