Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• The Pentagon began the process of relieving Naval personnel in the Middle East Monday and replacing them. The USS Abraham Lincoln was replaced by another carrier in the Middle East and the war is over for the Lincoln. All is well as long as it doesn't take in a night at the theater.

• The Supreme Court Monday backed President Trump's executive order that forces the USPS to check every mailed ballot for a corresponding name on the voter rolls. Trump's plan to strictly audit mail-in ballots is set to move forward. Ilhan Omar just revised her net worth to minus-$40 trillion.

• Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent launched Operation Outcast, tightening the screws on Iran's economy Monday and delivering one last ultimatum. The regime is demoralized. When Mullahs have to listen to the Riot Act read to them by a gay American, it brings a whole new meaning to hitting bottom.

• Iran's Defense Council replied defiantly to the Economic D-Day message from U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent Monday. The U.S. has one ace up its sleeve it hasn't played. We had to stop short of opening Taco Bell restaurants in Iran because biological warfare is against the Geneva Convention.

• The Centers for Disease Control reported on life expectancies in the United States Monday, saying the average American man lives to be 76 years old and the average American woman lives to be 86. That settles everything. The day I turn 76, I'm going to identify as a woman and enter the WNBA.

• Indiana Fever star Sophie Cunningham faced pro-trans protests outside WNBA arenas due to her support for women in women's sport. One good thing has come about from this controversy. People are so focused on the W in WNBA they've stopped worrying about somebody saying the N-word.

• The House Ethics Committee formed a subgroup to clamp down on male Members hitting on women in the Capitol. Look, it's hardwired into a man's DNA. A Playboy survey said 20 % of men prefer women with fat legs, 20% prefer women with skinny legs while 65% prefer something in between.

• Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney said trade talks between the U.S. and Canada collapsed and vowed that retaliatory tariffs to Trump's 50% tariffs are forthcoming. The retaliations hit a new low Monday. Trump just retroactively awarded every Stanley Cup from 1956-1960 to U.S. hockey teams.

• The Trump Administration visa entrance restrictions were batted down by a Democrat federal judge Friday. He ruled that Secretary of State Marco Rubio can't ban Visas from 75 Nations. Rubio just explained that 75 Nations is an Indian casino where he lost his ass, and he wants them all deported.

• Canada and U.S. tariff talks collapsed, leaving a 50% tariff on all goods going back and forth. Already Canada has banned all U.S. liquor in stores, prompting the U.S. to ban all liquor from Up North. This hurts golfer John Daly because the only non-irons in his bag are his driver and his Canadian Club.

• The FBI asked mob hit man Sammy the Bull if Jim Comey's 86-47 seashell post was a request for a Mafia hit. If so, it was so stupid. The mob runs New York construction unions and Trump has thrown them so many construction projects Jim Comey might as well have arranged the seashells to read 86-Me.

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