Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• The Freedom 250 Grand Prix had Indy cars racing around our national monuments in D.C. on Sunday. It had bi-partisan appeal. To thrill the Republicans the event had a patriotic theme, and to thrill the Democrats the race car drivers had to spend 2 hours making sudden and scary turns to the left.

• Hillary Clinton was reported Sunday planning Bill's eventual funeral consisting of a service and the National Cathedral then burial at his library in Little Rock. The toughest part for Hillary is not the emotional loss of her husband, the toughest part is making Bill's death look like an accident.

• Jill Biden on Friday was discussing her husband's condition the night of his 2024 debate with Donald Trump and Jill raised the possibility that Joe had been drugged. It's the only explanation why Joe was so well-spoken and coherent. Hunter always wondered what happened to his stash that day.

• The U.S. Senate will take up the bill sponsored by Ted Cruz that cracks down on the Wild West economics of college football. It limits NIL money, salaries, bonuses and number of transfers. Ted Cruz says he wants to do something to help young people and he can't think of a way to deport them.

• The Supreme Court issued a ruling allowing President Trump to continue building the White House ballroom. The ballroom is already halfway built. I don't know who will provide the music for the first White House ball next year, but as well as ICE is doing their job I doubt if it's a Mariachi Band.

• President Trump trumpeted his success in deportations and shutting down border crossings to a cheering crowd in South Carolina. This spring Trump offered arrivals in sanctuary states $1,000 and a plane trip home and it finally worked. On Friday, Prince Harry and Meghan agreed to self-deport.

• King Charles was petitioned by PETA to remove his name from King Charles Cavaliers due to the dog breed's genetic poor health. His Majesty is busy enough with two new court pets. Prince Harry and Meghan are moving home to England this week in order to spend more time with the King's money.

• President Trump let the war option slide Friday and warned Iran that they now face an economic D-Day. Iran's Mullahs quickly responded by declaring that Iran's military has defeated the U.S. It's the most legendary upset win since Elizabeth Warren defeated General Custer at the Little Big Horn.

• Bill Maher in his HBO monologue Friday slammed Democrats for condoning and promoting anti-Semitism. In addition a report came out saying anti-Semitism is breaking out throughout New York's public school system. Mayor Mamdani reacted to the report by saying he can't take all the credit.

• Politico predicts a mid-term election dogfight for control of Congress. The cynicism is palpable. To try to lock down the female vote, Socialists are seeking endorsements from the two celebrities that liberal white women admire the most – Luigi Mangione and that crazy woman who strangled her three kids.

• House Oversight ranking Democrat Jamie Raskin listed the probes he'll launch into Trump if the Democrats win the mid-terms as polls show they could. Republicans mustn't despair and take heart. When you think there is no hope left, remember the lobsters in the tank of the Titanic's restaurant.

• Sen. Jon Ossoff goaded Trump in a speech by bringing up Trump's beautiful blonde assistant Natalie Harp, who is always at his side. It's good that we all get to know Natalie and her role in America's favorite comedy series Get Trump! Natalie Harp will be playing Melania in Seasons 3 and 4.

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