Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• The L.A. Times reports California lawmakers passed a measure that would provide illegal aliens in the state $150,000 to buy a home in California. That’s one way to get them out of the state. If the migrants can get the $150,000 loans, I hope they all enjoy their new homes in Henderson, Nevada.

• Elon Musk will send up a Space X vehicle to rescue the two astronauts stranded on the Space Station by the malfunctioning Boeing Star Liner. The establishment didn’t flinch. The Pentagon just named Disney a defense contractor for manufacturing more bombs than Lockheed Martin in the past two years.

• Kamala Harris’s handlers tried to change the agreed-upon debate rules Monday, demanding that the debate be held sitting down and allowing her to refer to notes. She also wants both mikes hot. And Netflix wants to host the Trump-Kamala debate and call it Orange versus Brown is the New Black.

• Donald Trump hosted a rally in Arizona Friday where he welcomed the endorsement of Bobby Kennedy Jr. The timing just prompted Democrats to amplify their chorus that Trump is weird. First Trump nearly gets shot in the head then he immediately brings a Kennedy into his administration.

• Kamala Harris was accused of ducking tough questions alone Monday when the campaign said she’ll agree to be interviewed jointly with Tim Walz. It’s reported that while she’s been the VP, 93% of her White House staffers have quit while working for Kamala. Apparently they overdosed on joy.

• Politico reports the Democratic Convention moved Kamala into a virtual tie with Donald Trump in the polls. Everyone agrees it will be decided by turnout. Democrats e-mailed young voters urging them to go to their polls and vote on Election Day and added that Taylor Swift and Beyonce will be there.

• Fortune magazine detailed the super-yacht that sank in the ocean last week drowning its owner billionaire Mike Lynch and billionaire CEO of Morgan Stanley Jonathan Bloomer. For the second straight summer the bottom of the ocean has become the most popular place to visit if you’re a billionaire.

• The CDC reported that America’s divorce rate is up to 42% with 86 divorces every hour against 286 marriages every hour. It so happens that on Tuesday in Hollywood, Jennifer Lopez filed for divorce from Ben Affleck, and this could get really nasty. She’s already demanding 50% of the publicity.

• The New York Police Department deployed special units in Manhattan Friday to try to halt the surge of street robberies committed by illegal migrant gangs. The Big Apple has always been the capital of free range capitalism. In New York City, your wallet gets off the bus three stops before you do.

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