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• Kamala Harris will be re-introduced as the presidential nominee at the Democratic Convention tonight. As a U.S. senator she was reintroduced as a presidential candidate, then reintroduced as a vice presidential candidate. Kamala Harris has been reintroduced more times than the McRib Sandwich.

• Kamala Harris raised eyebrows Tuesday when she decided to host a campaign rally ninety miles away in Milwaukee rather than sit through Barack Obama's address to the Democratic Convention. I get her apprehension. There's a fine line between an hour-long Obama speech and a hostage situation.

• Kamala's husband Doug Emhoff was the surprise hit of Tuesday's Convention with hilarious stories about his courtship days with Kamala. The next day, more people were talking about Doug than Michelle or Barack. Let me be the first to say that Doug Emhoff did NOT commit suicide next week.

• Barack Obama gave a stem-winder to the Democratic Convention Tuesday. It recalled his 2004 convention speech when young Barack told the nation there is no white America, no black America, no Asian America and no Hispanic America, just ONE United States of America. Well, we showed HIM.

• Hillary Clinton positively glowed onstage at the convention Monday as she eviscerated Donald Trump in her speech, prompting the crowd in the arena to go wild for her. However it had to be bittersweet. I'm no businessman, but I spent $534 million less than Hillary did not to become president.

• Bill Clinton in his convention speech Wednesday praised his wife Hillary, honoring her decades of public service as First Lady, as Senator and Secretary of State. But once a year it gets pretty rough for him. The Israeli-Hamas peace talks are not as tense as the Clinton breakfast table on Presidents Day.

• Donald Trump spoke in Michigan and was so tired he misspoke and ripped Kamala for being anti-crime. They're all getting punch-drunk. The night before Joe Biden told the country Trump's a Klan leader, but Joe forgot to add Hitler, so neither guy has been bringing his A-game to the ballpark.

• Beverly Hills hosted a Trump rally Tuesday where fans waved Trump signs along Santa Monica Boulevard. The supporters raised thousands of dollars. That was from the tips they got from Beverly Hills drivers who saw the red caps, pulled over, tossed them their car keys and said thank you in Spanish.

• Bernie Sanders denounced billionaires in Tuesday's convention speech. He then gave a flattering intro to Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker who spent $350 million of his own money to get elected. Illinois is the only state in the union where the previous governor makes license plates for his successor.

• Chicago protesters said they hope to create the same chaos that anti-Vietnam War protestors caused the Chicago Convention in 1968. The war and the killing ended in January 1973. However since then we've put 25 McDonald's and 17 Burger Kings in Vietnam so the body count just keeps increasing.

• Chicago Police battled pro-Hamas anti-Israel protesters Tuesday who are determined to crash the United Center and disrupt proceedings. The night before, Biden told the convention the protestors have a point. In his peace plan, Joe said he wants to support Israel and replace Hamas with Guacamole.

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