• L.A. federal prosecutors charged Matthew Perry's assistant, two doctors and his drug dealer for his overdose death. He died in a hot tub in his Pacific Palisades home after injecting way too much of a drug used for anesthesia. Matt was so high he could be the first man who ever descended to Heaven.
• President Biden enjoyed a tremendous audience response when he appeared with Kamala Harris in Maryland Thursday where they spoke about reducing drug prices. Every Democrat who watched Joe bring down the house after watching Kamala's speech had the exact same reaction. We've been had.
• Kamala Harris's aides received questions Thursday from friendly cable news reporters on CNN and MSNBC asking when she will grant extended interviews. Kamala sticks to her message of Joy and that her campaign will be a campaign which celebrates Joy. And by Joy, she means the host of The View.
• Kamala vowed Thursday to give Medicare the power to negotiate drug prices with Big Pharma. Hours earlier it was revealed Matthew Perry's drug dealer charged him $2,000 for $12 worth of Ketamine. The dealer now faces 25 years-to-life as a sales rep for Roche, Pfizer or Johnson & Johnson.
• Politico says that Biden campaign staffers and the Harris people are fighting like cats and dogs backstage. Joe hates Pelosi and Kamala infuriated Barack by over-stepping his primary idea. After two weeks with the campaign Tim Walz re-signed with the National Guard and requested deployment to Iraq.
• Tim Walz dodged questions about his decision not to accompany his unit to Iraq in 2006. But as governor during Covid, Tim ordered police to fire paintballs at Minnesotans who were outside after his 8 pm curfew order. They shot a lot of Middle Easterners but the VFW still won't admit Tim to the Lodge.
• Clever Real Estate conducted a survey of 1,000 Americans which found that Washington, D.C., is considered America's most undesirable city due to the rampant street crime. Inflation doesn't help. As the result of sky-high gasoline prices, kidnapping victims will no longer be driven to a second location.
• Kamala Harris's campaign stepped up candidate safety this week in the wake of recent security mishaps. The Secret Service gave the Kamala campaign team on Tuesday an escape code word that when shouted prompts the candidate and her staff to take immediate cover. That word is Interview.
• Britain's Police Commissioner threatened to jail Britons and extradite any Americans who post any comment or meme he thinks might stoke a race riot. Someone needs to tell him that jokes aren't funny unless they are risky. I think Elon Musk should buy England and restore free speech there as well.
• Fox News aired video Tuesday of an African American evangelical supporter of Kamala Harris declaring in an interview that whiteness is wickedness. We are not without redeeming qualities. I love how they say that white people have no culture, but who came up with the most-used word in rap songs?
• Democratic VP candidate Tim Walz defended his progressive views, saying one man's socialism is another man's neighborliness. His progressivism comes naturally to him. Reacting to the furor over his false Iraq combat claims, Governor Walz said he is not stealing valor, he's just redistributing it.
• The Taliban celebrated the 3rd year anniversary of the U.S. evacuation and displayed all the U.S. military equipment left behind when we flew out. The evacuation caused a lot of Afghans to convert to Scientology. They were hoping it would allow them to hang on to airliner wings like Tom Cruise does.
• Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus is back on tour this month after agreeing with animal rights activists to stop using animals in their shows under the Big Top. Circuses in both the U.S. and Britain now report a clown shortage. Too many of them leave the circus and go into politics.
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