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By Argus Hamilton

Published August 8, 2024

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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Hurricane Debby blasted into Florida’s Great Bend Monday carrying high winds and torrential rainfall and headed for Georgia and the Carolinas. It’s dangerous. Climate Envoy John Kerry is urging everybody in the path of Hurricane Debby to make their way to their 2nd or 3rd home immediately.

The Washington Examiner reports that New York Mayor Eric Adams is facing an angry pushback from New York liberals for his new get-tough policy on crime. Success starts with the little things. There’s now a $250 fine for eating on the subway, and if this works, they’re going to start cracking down on murder.

ABC News reports that a Pakistani was charged with plotting to assassinate Donald Trump. The hit man and two dozen conspirators he recruited were all FBI agents, who saved Trump’s life. The FBI agents have been disciplined and placed on modified assignment for failing to see the bigger picture.

Kamala Harris tapped Minnesota Governor Tim Walz to be her VP running mate Tuesday over Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro. It was obvious that Josh Shapiro is tremendously talented onstage. However Josh’s Jewish, and Democrats don’t want to lose the Death to Israel vote in Michigan.

Kamala Harris laughed off Trump asking when she turned black after she’d identified as Indian until she ran for VP. In an Atlanta hip hop concert, Kamala broke into a fake ghetto accent that had the crowd rolling their eyes. The next day, Hillary met with Kamala to help her improve her black accent.

Donald Trump leaped onto the Monday stock market crash to decry the Biden Administration’s economic policy and labeling the market slide the Kamala Crash. It could elect him and convict him. A real estate crash could make Mar a Lago worth $20 million, just like the New York prosecutor claimed.

NASA announced Friday that its Mars Perseverance Rover may have found evidence of past life on Mars after finding a rock that may have been host to microbial life. There are many definitions of life. The Mars Lander already found traces of ice and salt on Mars, and now it’s searching for tequila.

The Daily Mail unveiled skeletons in Kamala’s husband’s closet Friday while journalists looked into Trump cash. Why would anyone run for high office? Now that Bobby Kennedy has told us about the worms in his brain and the dead bear in his trunk, I’m more worried about what he’s NOT telling us.

RFK Jr. told Roseanne that while on a falconry expedition in upstate New York 10 years ago, he found a dead bear on the road, put it in his car trunk and drove to a top Brooklyn steakhouse. RFK said he then dumped the dead bear in Central Park because he had a flight to catch. And JD Vance is weird?

Kamala Harris touted her multi-cultural family background in her campaign biography posted online. Her mother was Indian, her father is a half-white, half-black Jamaican, she was raised in Canada and married a Jew. She checks more boxes than a drug sniffing police dog at the Port of Miami.

Japanese officials rang a bell in Hiroshima Tuesday marking the anniversary of the U.S. atomic bombing of the city in 1945. Attitudes have changed. Last year while I was watching Oppenheimer in Westwood nobody in the theater joined my USA! chant when the test bomb first exploded in New Mexico.

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz spoke to a cheering crowd of Democrats in Philadelphia Tuesday after he was introduced by Kamala Harris as her vice presidential running mate. His very name can give her some political cover. By selecting Walz, the Border Czar can claim she has a border policy.

Kamala Harris spoke at a Philadelphia rally with her new VP running mate Minnesota Governor Tim Walz. The media just adores him. It came out that Tim Walz in 1995 was pulled over for driving 96 mph and arrested for DUI, forcing reporters covering the campaign to ask him why is Trump so evil?

Nancy Pelosi was on 60 Minutes Sunday and denied pushing Biden out of the Oval Office, adding he belonged on Mount Rushmore. A cobra always slathers its victim in saliva before devouring it. Nancy will never sell Joe short because she knows the SEC is watching her like a hawk for short selling.

Politico reported that the weather in November could make a huge difference in voter turnout on Election Day. The Farmer’s Almanac forecast a cool and rainy autumn in the Northeast and Midwest. Fall is my favorite time of year in Los Angeles, watching the birds change colors and drop from the trees.

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