Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Donald Trump rolled out a new applause line in his speech on Monday declaring that he took a bullet in the ear for democracy. It would be a lot easier to take a bullet for the monarchy. Had we never left England in 1776, King Charles's ears are so big that a sniper with Parkinson's could hit them.

• Facebook apologized for censoring the photo of a bleeding Trump raising his fist beneath the U.S. flag. Both parties have images to protect on social media. The GOP denounced a video that makes Trump look humble and Democrats condemned doctored radio interview that made Kamala sound sober.

• Business Week reported cable TV systems are losing cable and satellite subscribers to streaming services. My cable provider has just seen fit to subscribe me to a soft porn channel without my knowledge or consent. It's currently showing Spain vs. Sweden in Olympic Women's Beach Volleyball.

• The Paris 2024 Olympic Committee apologized to anybody offended by the Opening Ceremonies show when trans-genders presented a campy parody of The Last Supper. It set an all-time record for the worst taste in Opening Ceremonies. Congratulations to Paris, you just topped the Hitler Olympics.

• The US 5th Circuit Court of Appeals issued an order banning President Biden from diverting the billion dollars approved by Congress in 2020 to build Trump's border wall. It's needed now more than ever. Mexico has legalized user amounts of cocaine and the wall is needed to keep Californians in.

• Senator Bob Menendez was found guilty of accepting bribes including gold bars and a Mercedes in exchange for helping foreign governments. Menendez was found guilty on 16 felony counts. Democrats say 19 more and Menendez can switch parties and be the Republican nominee for president.

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