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• NBC Out celebrated the actors, athletes and other public figures who came out of the closet this year and disclosed they were gay. Just this week, Wayne Brady, host of Let's Make a Deal on CBS, revealed he's a Pansexual. That means he will take a chance on whoever is behind Door Number Three.
• CNN reported that the number of Hispanics eligible to vote in the New Hampshire primary has tripled in the last thirty years. This could help Chris Christie. Some Hispanic voters like Chris Christie's moderate conservatism while others believe if you hit him, he'll break open and spill out candy.
• Daily Variety reported the actors strike and writers strike is wreaking havoc on this fall's network TV schedule. Cancellations and renewals are part of the drama of life in Hollywood. Kids who are raised in show business families don't celebrate birthdays, their parents pick them up for another season.
• The University of North Carolina accepted the Supreme Court ban on affirmative action and said race will no longer be counted as an admissions factor and won't consider essays. Other colleges are trying to circumvent the ruling. UCLA plans to ask applicants if they prefer barbecue, salsa, ranch or soy.
• The Stockton Record reported a video showing a worker at a 7-Eleven beating an armed robber with a stick and subduing him went viral. Activists demand the 7-Eleven worker be placed under investigation. President Biden declared that America will always remember what happened on 7-Eleven.
• President Biden stood on a steep ledge over the Grand Canyon Tuesday and mislabeled it one of the Nine Wonders of the World. He had us all holding our breath knowing this is the one place he can't slip and fall. If G od gave comedians the power to invent people, the first person we'd invent is Joe Biden.
• President Biden flew to Arizona Tuesday to name the Grand Canyon a national monument. The president made the announcement while standing perilously close to a ridge overlooking a steep drop to the bottom of the canyon. Joe kept his balance and he missed his one chance at achieving a landslide.
• Donald Trump boasted he only needs one more indictment to ensure his election in 2024 as polls seem to be breaking his way. A mortality table came out Tuesday showing that the stress of being president subtracts three years from his life. Now suddenly Trump is picking up support from Democrats.
• President Biden beefed up cyber-security at our nation's schools Monday amid the ransomware targeting of school districts. The Secret Service also tightened up White House security. There's a new sign at the West Wing door that reads No Cocaine Beyond This Point and This Means You, Too, Hunter.
• A Washington DC city council member asked for the National Guard to patrol DC to protect DC residents from the carjacking wave that's sweeping the nation's capital. We have that problem in L.A. Carjacking is popular in Los Angeles because it's so hard to get a friend to give you a ride to the airport.
• The NYPD deplored the instigators of a riot in Grant Square generated by social media. People in the mob became terrified when they set off firecrackers and M-80s during the melee. You know you've purchased the wrong fireworks when the guy running the fireworks stand gives you a High-Four.
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