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• Artificial Intelligence is accused of racism after an Asian MIT grad asked it to make her business portrait look more professional and AI gave her white skin, blonde hair and blue eyes. It's proof that Artificial Intelligence develops on the same line as human male intelligence. So it can score with Barbie.

• Jason Aldean's ballad Try That in a Small Town rocketed to the top of the Billboard chart despite protests against the music video that aired urban rioting. Their reaction is hysterical. A psychiatrist needs to go on The View and ask the panelists to show him on the doll where the country song hurt them.

• Daily Variety reported Monday that Hollywood movie studios are paying a million dollars to fund an Artificial Intelligence program to write movie scripts to replace striking writers. They'll be easy to identify as AI originated. Every movie will feature a naked Scarlett Johansson seducing a computer nerd.

• CNN reports vegan social media influencer Zhanna D'Art starved to death in Indonesia due to her exclusive raw vegan diet of exotic fruits, seeds and juices. It so happens I once went to a Vegan Halloween party and everybody was dressed as skeletons. Come to think of it, it wasn't even Halloween.

• Special Counsel Jack Smith indicted Donald Trump Tuesday in what's sure to be a free speech landmark case. GOP pundits keep saying it's unprecedented in American history, but it's happened before. Donald Trump is the second U.S. president to be impeached and indicted for humiliating Hillary.

• President Biden is vacationing in Delaware all week where he enjoys sitting on the beach under the sun with kids running around him. Yesterday before going to the beach Joe posed for a picture on his front porch sitting next to his dog Commander. Joe was the one wearing the protective neck cone.

• President Biden and his family went on summer vacation in Delaware all this week and Politico reported Joe and Hunter went to see Oppenheimer Monday. The movie audience was reportedly very noisy. I hope somebody told Hunter it's not a good idea to do mushrooms while watching Oppenheimer.

• Mother Jones reported that the party scene is roaring in America's big cities in bars, nightclubs, dance clubs and comedy clubs much like the 1970s. Designer drugs and novelty highs have replaced the old party favorites. Helium addiction must be terrible because nobody takes your cries for help seriously.

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