• The Hollywood Reporter says the smash hit success of Barbie has jump-started attendance for the entire Hollywood movie industry. Beware the marketing tie-ins. I just realized my niece recently got a Barbie Science Lab and a Barbie Trailer Camper, which is essentially a Breaking Bad Barbie starter kit.
• Oppenheimer is a box office hit about the atomic bomb inventor Robert Oppenheimer. In one of my JFK bios, there is a photo of President Kennedy with his science advisors in the Oval Office, and Robert Oppenheimer playfully stuck his head in the picture. He was also the inventor of the photo bomb.
• Daily Variety reported that the Screen Actors Guild strike coupled with the Writers Guild strike against the producers and studios in Hollywood could drag on until September. The dissension among the ranks is not helpful. All those dwarf actors complaining about being typecast really need to grow up.
• The National Weather Service reports that two hundred and fifty million Americans were under a high temperature heat warning this past weekend. Phoenix just endured an entire month over one hundred and ten degrees. It's so hot in Arizona that people are sick to their stomach, but it's a dry heave.
• Psychology Today did a study on narcissism in the U.S. by cities and found Los Angeles residents are by far the most narcissistic people of any other U.S. city. When astronomers finally discover the center of the universe a lot of people in Los Angeles are going to be very disappointed. Not ME, though!
• President Biden decided to keep U.S. Space Command headquarters in Colorado Monday and not move the headquarters to Alabama as previously ordered by then-President Trump. I'm certain we are in no danger from extraterrestrials. Whenever space aliens fly past Earth they roll up their windows.
• President Biden was a big hit on the Internet Monday when he went to the beach in Delaware donned his aviator sunglasses and posed shirtless for the tourists and press. Joe's been increasingly sensitive about his age and his many recent slips and falls. His least favorite song is Stairway to Heaven.
• Hunter Biden was reported to have accompanied his parents to the beach in Delaware for a one week vacation Monday as the House investigation closed in on his foreign deals. I root for Hunter because he and I got clean and sober under the exact same circumstances. It was everybody else's idea.
• Hunter Biden's ex-partner Devon Archer gave a transcribed interview on Capitol Hill to spell out Joe Biden's involvement. The millions Hunter raised are impressive. Most guys who smoke crack are financially limited to whatever money the Tooth Fairy leaves them every time another one falls out.
• Devon Archer told his House interviewers Hunter Biden put his father on speakerphone twenty times while hustling foreign clients. The mainstream press will treat Devon Archer's testimony the same way President Biden treated his seventh grand-kid. In four years they'll acknowledge its existence.
• Iowa Republicans held a rousing banquet for the GOP presidential candidates in Des Moines on Saturday night, all the candidates except Chris Christie who stayed back east. The next day Christie was on the show CNN's State of the Union but he seemed upset. He thought the show was Steak of the Union.
• Roseanne Barr refused to back off from charges she made during a podcast last week saying that Ukraine is full of Nazis. That's true about the Azov Battalion. Last weekend the Azov Battalion took a night off from the war for a movie but they were furious when they realized it wasn't about Klaus Barbie.
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