Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Dr. Fauci faced the music in the Senate Wednesday about his deceptions during the pandemic. The Covid vaccine Fauci relentlessly forced upon every American gave me Bell’s palsy for a week. So I don’t care what he tells the Senate about the diarrhea pandemic, I’m not getting the Taco Bell Vaccine.

• Scientific American reports physicists have created an artificial Black Hole out of optical fiber to test Stephen Hawkings’ radiation theory. It holds that black holes contain light. Hawkings holds the honor of being the only visitor to Pedophile Island who made it on the Epstein List and the Einstein List.

• President Trump headed the list of dignitaries in attendance at the funeral of Lindsay Graham at the National Cathedral on Tuesday. Trump spoke eloquently and reverently for only 15 minutes and he didn’t trash anybody. The congregation realized they were witnessing nothing short of a miracle.

• Senator Mitch McConnell’s press aide disclosed Monday he’ll not be able to attend Kentucky’s annual Fancy Farm Picnic. It’s a yearly get-together featuring food, fun and political debates. Mitch’s office released a statement explaining that he’s not been medically cleared to leave the cemetery.

• Axios released a power ranking of likely 2028 Democratic candidates ranking Kamala at the top, then AOC and Gavin. Presidential politics promises to be cruder than ever in 2028. Already Idaho residents are demanding that comics stop joking that Idaho should be Kamala’s campaign slogan.

• Politico reports that the Democratic Socialists of America were making inroads among Gen Z voters under age 30. The Millennials tend to be liberal but not socialist, while Gen X and Boomers trend conservative. Politics has gotten so ugly in America that family reunions now have metal detectors.

• President Trump made an emergency request to the Supreme Court to restore his executive order to restrict mail-in voting. It would require states to have U.S. citizenship rolls. Think of how many Colombians washed up in Miami and want to vote against Trump for shooting their speedboats out from under them.

• Ukraine President Zelensky met with President Trump Tuesday to tell him that Russia and China are aiding Iran. Iran is using Iraq as a staging base from which to attack Saudi Arabia, Ukraine is attacking Russian ships in the Caspian Sea and Romania has just shot down two Russian drones. We’re just waiting for a Duke to get shot in Sarajevo and then tonight we’re going to party like it’s 1914.

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