Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Variety says Fox News, CNN and MS-NOW all have higher ratings than 2025. The non-stop coverage of war, inflation, anti-ICE turmoil, Trump and socialism has Americans asking themselves one question today. How do I know if I have regular Taco Bell diarrhea, or parasite Taco Bell diarrhea?

• The World Cup ended in spectacular fashion at Met Life Stadium Sunday with President Trump presenting the World Cup to Spain's team. Well, so much for that. Now that the World Cup is over the only people with balls bouncing off their head in this country will be the outfield of the Chicago Cubs.

• Bryson DeChambeau unsuccessfully appealed a 2 stroke penalty at the Open in England to his friend President Trump who had no jurisdiction. The president is a confirmed golf addict. To Trump, his first wife Ivana will always be the mother of his kids and a huge divot at Trump National Bedminster.

• Denmark's 2024 Miss Universe Victoria Theilvig transitioned from titleholder to business trailblazer by acquiring the Miss Universe Denmark Beauty Pageant franchise. Denmark is famous for its astonishing number of beautiful women. That's because the Vikings didn't bring home the ugly ones.

• The Discovery Channel debuts its Shark Week Sunday July 18th. Shark Week started in 1988 to counter the History Channel's Hitler documentaries that got big ratings. Today if you see a photo on Facebook of Hitler sitting in the back seat of a '37 Mercedes convertible with a shark it's probably AI.

• Consumer Reports reported that the average American spent $94 apiece on cookout supplies this summer. This is the perfect time in the Upper Midwest for backyard barbecues. You get to enjoy the taste of charcoal-smoked steaks while your neighbors blame the smoke on Canadian wildfires.

• The Trump Administration slapped a 50% tariff on certain Canada goods in reprisal for what the White House called unfair restrictions on U.S. auto sales in Canada. It was ordered to go in effect immediately. Sunday the Toronto Blue Jays lost 4-0 to the Chicago White Sox, 6-0 with the tariff.

• President Trump is reported meeting with his military advisors this week over whether or not to escalate the air war and whether to invade with ground forces. Critics claim the war will become another Vietnam, which is ridiculous. For one thing we're never going to get the Vietnamese to show up.

• New York Mayor Mamdani says he's consulting with legal advisors to see if he could arrest Bibi Netanyahu when he comes to New York in September due to a World Court conviction. Mamdani would throw Bibi in jail. It's probably the only way Mamdani can keep a Jewish person from leaving New York.

• Barack Obama declared that Black America is still going through the Reconstruction Era in the South, and restitution is still needed to ensure equal opportunity. Forbes says Barack is worth $70 million. If he'd just had the same opportunities as white people, he could've made something of himself.

• The Democratic Socialists of America released its platform calling for the abolition of jails, the border, Supreme Court and the presidency, and setting up government food stores. They're even rumored to be planning a communist food delivery service. They bring you an empty food container and then shoot you.

• Hunter Biden said Monday he gets a real kinky vibe from Senator Ted Cruz, adding he thinks Ted may or may not be gay, then added Ted may have sex with animals. Back during his alcoholic days Hunter was just like I was in the early 1980s, we preferred mixed drinks. We liked to mix rum with crack.

• Sunset Boulevard has a sinkhole from a busted water pipe that flooded Palm Avenue in West Hollywood, knocking out power and cell phones. The street is full of upscale Millennials and Gen Z trust fund babies. I know a homeless guy on Melrose with only one tooth, and he just had it whitened.

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