Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Mel Brooks said on his 100th birthday Sunday that Richard Pryor wrote most of the jokes in his 1974 classic Blazing Saddles. You could joke about anything in the 1970s. The night Richard Pryor caught fire while smoking cocaine I joked he was named spokesman for the Ignited Negro College Fund.

• Democratic Party leaders tried to tamp down fears of a communist takeover by calling recent far-left election victories emblematic of the party's big tent. The radical leftists are really going after the rich. They say you can never be too rich or too thin, unless you're a New York billionaire with HIV.

• President Trump and Iran agreed to return to the table Monday after flare-ups all weekend, as both governments had political constituencies to appease. On Sunday, Trump ordered an attack on a missile base in southern Iran to honor Pride Month. Seconds after the attack it was literally raining men.

• New York City hosted the world's largest Gay Pride Parade Sunday with a million celebrants in attendance. It ended Pride Month. President Trump congratulated Tennessee's governor for designating June as Nuclear Family Month with the exception that Iran never be allowed to join the Nuclear Family.

• Joe Biden gave a speech at a Democratic gala in Maryland and blasted Trump and called him a loser. It was the 2nd anniversary of Joe's disastrous debate performance that ended his presidential career. Regarding that debate, I thought Biden debated as well as Lincoln, if you dug him up right now.

• The Supreme Court ruled for Trump Monday that he can fire federal agency officials as part of powers the Founders gave a president in 1789. He can fire any government official, pick his cabinet, veto bills, appoint judges and go to war when he pleases. They only removed the power to behead his wife.

• The Supreme Court ruled that mail-in ballots may be counted as long as they're post-marked up to and including Election Day. That's good news for Democrat cities. If mail-in runs were allowed to be counted after a baseball game ended, the Dodgers, Yankees and Mets would never lose another game.

• The Weather Channel reports Europeans are sweltering this week in record-high week-long 100 degree heat. This comes after the EU outlawed air conditioners to placate climate change warriors. It's so hot in Paris that American tourists are asking the French for directions just for the cold shoulder.

• WNBA superstar Caitlyn Clark was knocked on her back and took a knee to the chest as she was punched in the throat Thursday, but no foul was called. The WNBA is treating Caitlyn Clark the exact same way New Yorkers are treating capitalism. They are killing the goose that laid the golden egg.

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