Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Visit California reported that 270 million people will visit California this year bringing in $158 billion in revenue to state businesses. Vice President JD Vance came to California Sunday to visit Disneyland with his kids. Governor Newsom asked if JD's kids were available to work a marijuana farm.

• USA Today reports fireworks accidents killed and injured dozens during this year's Fourth of July celebrations. Don't even think of trying to outlaw fireworks on the 4th of July. You can have my firecrackers when you pry them from my cold dead fingers which are right over there by the sidewalk.

• The Miami Herald reports Colombia police arrested the head of the Sicilian Mafia, Giuseppe Palermo, wanted in 196 countries for cocaine shipping, on the streets of Bogota Friday. By the way, The Godfather is constantly airing on Showtime. I've had more sit-downs with him than the police have.

• Olympic hurdler hopeful Chris Robinson won the 400m hurdles in the Euro Track and Field Meet despite his penis slipping while leaping a hurdle. I think I can guess the sporting goods store where the hurdler buys his running shorts. I got an e-mail banner today proclaiming Dick's Clearance.

• L.A. Mayor Karen Bass moved to provide cash payments to illegal migrants because they are in hiding from ICE and won't go to work. Citizens living in Los Angeles tell pollsters they are opposed to mass deportation. But we have to admit the freeways have really been zipping along the last two weeks.

• The Supreme Court ruled criminal illegal migrants can be deported to third countries if their country of origin refuses to take them back. There's no shortage of places the U.S. can send them. A tribe of cannibals in New Guinea just confirmed that they can take up to five migrant criminals per week.

• California Governor Gavin Newsom blasted the ICE raid on a Camarillo pot farm Friday. The governor did his best to defend the presence of illegal migrant children that ICE found working the pot farm. I'm guessing they had to do something with the kids who weren't cute enough to get trafficked.

• Governor Newsom called for the state to resist the federal government after ICE raided the pot farm in Camarillo last week. I joked that he declared California a sanctuary state for child slavery. I celebrated Sunday by selling my maid down-river to San Diego, the junior highs are better there anyway

• President Trump consoled flood victims without regard to their politics in Texas Friday. Last year in North Carolina, a Democratic FEMA director told his people not to help any hurricane victims who had a Trump sign in their yard. I guess he wanted Republicans to choose between Roe versus Wade.

• President Trump hosted the president of Liberia and complimented him for speaking English so beautifully. Liberia was a U.S. freed-slave colony founded in 1822 whose language has always been English. Trump called him a great Liberian, and then thanked him for the Dewey Decimal System.

• Superman's director James Gunn said the movie is a story about an undocumented immigrant who came to America and made it a better place. Hey, the Man of Steel was played by Georges Reeves, Christopher Reeve, Henry Cavil now David Coronset. To me the question is NOT did Superman come to the U.S. legally from Krypton, it's HOW the hell did the Anglo Saxons get to Krypton in the first place?

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