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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published July 22, 2024

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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President Biden returned to Delaware Wednesday in order to self-isolate after he tested positive for Covid but his supporters remain loyal to him. If you're still wearing a face mask while you are driving alone in your Tesla, you do NOT need that Biden 2024 sticker on the back of your car. We know.

Secret Service chief Kimberly Cheatle will go to Congress Monday to answer for not neutralizing the identified sniper at Trump's rally before he fired eight shots. It did not go unnoticed overseas. King Charles just canceled his next trip to the U.S. saying that with his ears, he would be too easy a target.

The Rolling Stones absolutely killed it onstage in a concert at Levi Stadium in the Bay Area this week as they marked the sixtieth anniversary of their first tour. They confound the Surgeon General. For every cigarette that you smoke, G od takes an hour away from your life and gives it to Keith Richards.

Car and Driver reported that Atlanta, Memphis and Baltimore lead the nation in the number of car crashes per capita of city population. At least the auto collisions in those cities are unintended accidents. A collision in Los Angeles is what happens whenever two drivers go after the same pedestrian.

The Miami Herald reports that the South American country of Colombia's economy is suffering from a huge surplus of unsold cocaine with the industry bloated from this year's reduced worldwide demand. It's the first surplus of cocaine the country has ever experienced. I guess Hunter really did quit.

Kid Rock stormed onstage at the GOP Convention Thursday and delivered a white rap number introducing Donald Trump to the cheering audience in the Wisconsin arena. I wish I could have been backstage to give Trump his opening line. Friends, Milwaukeeans, Countrymen, I lend you my ear.

President Joe Biden was pressured by Barack Obama into stepping aside Thursday after Nancy Pelosi, and Chuck Schumer pushed Joe to exit the 2024 ticket. It could get really weird now. Joe risked a party civil war Thursday when he let it be known he will not endorse Vice President Trump.

President Biden was urged by leading MSNBC and CNN pundits to use his Covid infection as a graceful excuse to bow out of the 2024 race and exit the Democratic ticket. Well, Covid put Joe into the Oval Office and now Covid may take him out of the Oval Office. The Chinese are nothing if not fair.

Redline reported only seven percent of Americans read the national newspapers daily and eleven percent read the local paper daily. Every morning, I open the L.A. Times, turn to the police report, then to the bankruptcies and then to the obituaries. And if I don't read my name I know I'm off to a great day.

Country music star Ingrid Andress said she was drunk when she sang a wildly off-key National Anthem before MLB's Home Run Derby night on Fox. Before she's whisked off to rehab, I salute her timing. All I'm saying is, that at this point, Ingrid Andress gave us the National Anthem we deserve.

Donald Trump received wild cheers from the GOP delegates Monday when he entered the GOP Convention. He wore a white bandage over his right ear and he seemed emotionally moved by the moment I believe we can all thank G od today that at least one of our presidential candidates is still alive.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis gave a speech at the GOP Convention on Tuesday in which he ripped the leftist implementation of racial politics in our daily lives. I was insulted Sunday. There's a sign over Aisle Six at my grocery store that reads Soul Food, Asian Food, Hispanic Food and Crackers.

Adam Schiff told donors the Democrats will lose the House, Senate and White House if Joe stays on the ticket. The party mood is somber. Democrats ordered the American flag at the U.S. Capitol to be lowered to half staff Monday after Donald J. Trump was tragically not killed by a sniper in Pennsylvania.

Bob Menendez was convicted for selling his Senate influence for gold and cash and acting as a foreign agent for Egypt. The FBI found in his home $480,000 cash and 13 gold bars hidden inside his clothes closet. It's such a throwback old-fashioned crime the FBI's surprised they didn't find Quaaludes.

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