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• Fox News says President Biden's White House meetings now include his son Hunter whose IRS trial will be in September. Hunter has certainly learned one lesson. The difference between cheating on your taxes and cheating on your wife is, if you tell them the truth, the IRS will still want to screw you.

• President Biden launched a public relations campaign Monday to rally supporters following his debate disaster. Joe and Jill posed for magazine photo-shoots at their home to help launch the Biden counter-offensive. This month Jill is on the cover of Vogue, while Joe made the cover of Morgue.

• The White House faced a barrage of questions in Tuesday's press conference by reporters asking if President Biden will step down from the ticket or the presidency. Americans need to get this straight, Joe Biden isn't going anywhere. Jill Biden just super-glued him to his chair in the Oval Office.

• White House Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre conceded Biden's poor debate performance to reporters Tuesday, repeating it was a bad night. She added the president had caught a cold but was not taking any cold medication. You can't make it up, the week Biden gets a cold, Trump gets immunity.

• Democratic U.S. Rep Lloyd Doggett called on Biden to exit the ticket Tuesday while Pelosi and Clyburn acknowledged their doubts. It appears that the vultures are beginning to circle. Some of the Democrats are reportedly planning to tell President Biden that he agreed to drop out of the race yesterday.

• CNN reports Democrats are infighting over whether to replace Biden with Kamala on the 2024 ticket. No one will break the record Kamala set for filling the most number of boxes checked to be named a Democratic nominee. Kamala's the first Indo Jamaican ever to be elected an African American.

• The Revolutionary War ended at Yorktown where a French fleet that Lafayette had begged King Louis to build trapped Lord Cornwallis at Yorktown. Lafayette later had to flee the French Revolution but was granted asylum in England in a motion made in the House of Lords by none other than Cornwallis. If nothing else, Lord Cornwallis should be the figure on every Good Sportsmanship Trophy.

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