• The Supreme Court issued a landmark ruling on the hot-button topic of presidential immunity on Monday, infuriating the media. The high court granted a president immunity from any prosecution while performing acts which are official duties. The Democrats just replaced Biden with Richard Nixon.
• Bill Clinton came riding out of yesteryear to Joe Biden's rescue Sunday to urge the Democrats to stay the course with Biden in this race and Barack Obama quickly concurred. The next morning, Nancy Pelosi explained on CNN that Joe simply had one bad night. Yes, and so did the Titanic and O.J.
• The Commonwealth Fund reports the U.S. spends more money on health care than any Western nation but our system has the worst outcomes. There are more efficient systems. Canada offers free medical treatment from a doctor, but unfortunately there's a six-month wait and the treatment is suicide.
• The Postal Service announced they are now hiring for positions in accounting, finance, delivery and drivers along with Inspectors, management positions and IT. I just received a letter from the Postal Service informing me that my application for employment has been successful. I start 3 years ago.
• Alec Baldwin lost his last-ditch try to get his involuntary manslaughter charge dismissed when a New Mexico judge turned him down last week. In the trailer for his latest movie, Alec Baldwin stated that logging was the most dangerous job in the world. Second deadliest is working on an Alec Baldwin movie.
• The New York Post cited shareholder revolts at Disney over big losses blamed on woke agenda in their shows and movies. It's anti-human nature. The woke agenda says if I find a woman attractive, I am sexually objectifying her, but if I don't find her attractive I'm a shallow man who only cares about looks.
• The Journal on Sex Research last week published a study on the benefits of sex in the male aging process. The study concluded if a man has sex at least once a week, it greatly reduces his chances of slipping into cognitive decline and dementia. If that's true, then Jill Biden needs to step up her game.
• President Biden insisted in a speech in North Carolina Friday that he's not stepping aside after his disastrous debate last Thursday. He mumbled, became confused, and stared off throughout the excruciating ninety-minute ordeal. It's clear that Joe Biden picked the wrong night to quit sniffing glue.
• TV Guide noted the panicked reaction by Democratic pundits on MSNBC and CNN following the disastrous performance by Joe Biden in the presidential debate Thursday. They weren't the only ones pulling the plug on him. Denny's just added to their menu the Joe Biden Breakfast. It's toast.
• NBC News reported that the Biden family gathered in Delaware over the weekend to figure out what the Biden campaign should do next, while Vogue photographers snapped family photos for a cover story. In the end, wiser heads were ignored. Jill Biden is refusing to drop out of the presidential race.
• Politico quoted White House aides who came to President Biden's defense Monday. They stated Joe is dependably engaged between ten in the morning and four in the afternoon. The problem is, Vladimir Putin and Kim Jung Un are just unsportsmanlike enough to launch an attack at five after four.
• The Supreme Court ruled to protect presidents from prosecution while performing official acts but it doesn't apply to non-official acts. A president can't attack a woman in the cloak room but he's legally allowed to attack a country for any made-up reason. So the Bush family is off the hook.
• Donald Trump hailed Monday's Supreme Court ruling protecting presidents from prosecution while performing in the nation's interest. It furthers America's buccaneer reputation. Personally, I don't know the difference between a terrorist leader and a Houti wedding party, I just pilot the drones.
• The Daily Mail reporting on the summit between North Korea and Russia noted that Kim Jung Un and his senior staff in North Korea are serviced by Pleasure Squads. They serve their every need, night and day. You know, for such a fanatical communist regime, every now and then they get it spot on.
• The New York Post cited a poll on sexual self-identity revealing that seven percent of Americans self-identify as lesbian, gay, bi-sexual, transgender or queer. Labels can shift around. Look, I self-identify as a straight white male, but according to Stouffer's Macaroni and Cheese, I'm a family of four.
• WalMart announced its biggest WalMart Deals to compete with Amazon's famous Prime Day running the same seven days. There's been a huge run on store merchandise. I just hate it whenever WalMart is out of what I want and so I have to go home, take off my pajamas, shower and go to Target.
• Walt Disney began streaming the new Star Wars adventure called The Acolyte that is replete with gay overtones. The studio is being accused of trying to indoctrinate kids with the progressive gay agenda. Next year Disney will release an animated movie about a transgender whale, called Maybe Dick.
• Academy Award two-time winner Kevin Spacey broke down in tears when he told an interviewer that he is broke and he can't pay his legal bills. You never know when things might turn around. The next day, Spain offered to hire Spacey after police dogs failed to sniff out a missing 16-year-old boy.
• JP Morgan reported the booming stock market is accelerating the transfer of wealth from Baby Boomer parents to their Millennial kids in tax shelters. The kids better get it before we blow it. I'm a Baby Boomer which means I'd never sell my soul but I will cheerfully rent it out for instant gratification.
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