• The Global Traffic Scorecard reported that the San Diego Freeway and the Hollywood Freeway in L.A. are the most congested traffic corridors in the world. The good news is, flying cars will be sold in Los Angeles in two years. It'll really help to alleviate traffic as people crash into power lines and die.
• President Biden hosted a civil rights commemoration at the White House Tuesday and gave a talk on climate change. Joe's such a joy to watch. The same day President Biden sent his condolences on the death of Sinead O'Connor and thanked her for her thirty-five years of service on the Supreme Court.
• The New York Post reports Hunter Biden sold one of his paintings for over one million dollars to an L.A. Democratic donor who was then named to a prestigious art commission. He has aspirations to achieve notoriety as an artist, and I'm rooting for him. Hunter signs all his paintings Vincent Van Blow.
• U.S. District Judge Maryellen Noreika ended Hunter Biden's hearing Wednesday telling him to not drink or do drugs and find employment. Ordered to find a job, Hunter reminded the judge that he already has a job, distracting the press away from his dad. I thought that was what OceanGate was for.
• The House Oversight Committee heard testimony about UFO's from three intelligence officials Wednesday who said the government is in possession of non-human biological matter. People are now seriously wondering if the U.S. government is hiding alien life forms. I know where 535 of them are.
• The New York Post reported on House inquiries into UFO crashes which examined the evidence brought by Pentagon whistleblowers. The partisan reaction was predictable. Congress held hearings on the cover-up of Space Aliens, and out of habit, Democrats offered them a driver's license and a ballot.
• Hillary Clinton came roaring into the news Tuesday, issuing a post blaming MAGA Republicans for hot weather. I'd guess her anger turned lethal about three years ago. In a way it shows Prince Harry was not very bright or very ruthless, if he'd hung out with Hillary instead of Oprah, he'd be King.
• Billboard noted the eightieth birthday of Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones, praising him for his performance energy and magnetic stage presence. Mick posted a birthday photo of himself with Keith Richards which I think says it all. A Rolling Stone gathers no moss, just excess ear and nose hair.
• The White House confirmed the president's dog Commander has been attacking Secret Service agents while on duty. Ten Secret Service agents have been attacked and bit in four months by the German Shepherd. It definitely sounds like the dog is finding the cocaine before the Secret Service does.
• Hunter Biden looked concerned as he left the Delaware federal courthouse Wednesday after his judge refused to accept the plea deal for income tax evasion and a gun felony charge. I can guess what happened. Hunter's plea deal fell apart because he wants to pay all his back taxes with his artwork.
• U.S. Judge Maryellen Noreika refused to accept Hunter Biden's plea deal which would have put him on probation and immune from future prosecutions. Had she accepted the deal the Biden family would be off the hook. The deal fell apart when the judge had a temporary lapse in her will to stay alive.
• Hunter Biden was ordered by his judge to seek a job, abstain from drugs and alcohol, submit to random drug testing and not carry a firearm in order to stay out of jail. This could lead to his total recovery. If the lesson of my recovery can help, that lesson is this: never get well until you are cornered.
• President Biden's prospects for re-election dimmed this week as the foreign influence-peddling probes prompted impeachment inquiry talks. Joe's fall could clear the way for Democrats next year to put Gavin Newsom in the White House. You can't make it up, even the governor is leaving California.
• Hillary Clinton made news Tuesday blaming the summer heat on MAGA Republicans. Hillary's rant stepped all over the fact that Tuesday was Monica Lewinsky's 50th birthday. Which reminds me, today's IRS whistleblower can't hold a candle to the White House whistleblower we had in the '90s.
• A Consumer Reports survey on personal debt found that the average American in 2023 carries $21,800 in personal debt, which is a 43% drop from 2019. I'm happy for them, but they don't live in Los Angeles. I'm the most cash liquid resident I know, and I'm so far in debt I could start a government.
• Irish singer Sinead O' Connor died peacefully at home in Dublin at 56 Tuesday. She got banned from Saturday Night Live after she tore up a photo of the pope on TV and later converted to Islam in 2018. It surprised many that an Irish Catholic renegade-turned-Muslim died and there was no explosion.
• Bobby Kennedy enjoyed a great Fox News town hall in Iowa Tuesday but Hannity cut him off when he pointed out the U.S. broke its word to Russia by expanding NATO eastward. All six TV news channels support the war without questioning it. Gentlemen, there will be no fighting in the War Room.
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