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• ABC's Women of the View slammed Fox News coverage of the cocaine found in the White House as an attempt to weaponize Hunter politically. I feel ashamed for joking about it. I now realize it's simply none of our business if, on family game night, the Bidens like to play Whose Line Is It Anyway?

• The New York Post cited a study that found successful dating during today's culture wars favors conservatives. A liberal social media influencer asked her millions of followers Friday why she can't find a man who's masculine AND progressive. They're too busy competing in women's swimming meets.

• The London Telegraph reports the Miss Netherlands beauty pageant made history Saturday in Amsterdam by crowning a transgender woman Miss Netherlands. Her win was a complete surprise. She wowed all the judges during the talent portion of the pageant when she spelled her name in the snow.

• The Los Angeles District Attorney George Gascon restored cashless bail Monday, allowing many criminals back on the street. Today in Los Angeles, the penalty for stealing a car is the thief doesn't get to keep the car. They ought to force them to keep it, insure it, put gas in it and take over the payments.

• President Biden flew to London to meet King Charles at Windsor Castle Monday before a NATO meeting in Lithuania. As they reviewed the castle guards, Charles twice had to steer Joe to keep him from wandering off. The movie screenwriter for 1980's Being There deserves a Nobel Prize for Prophesy.

• President Biden is attending a NATO summit in Vilnius, Lithuania today asking NATO leaders for more military support for Ukraine. Today German tanks began rolling across Ukraine toward the Russian border. Ukrainians went wild and greeted the German tanks with songs and flowers, out of habit.

• President Biden will travel to Finland for a summit in billed as the U.S.-Nordic Leaders Summit. In attendance are the leaders of Norway, Sweden, Denmark and Iceland, and their cabinet members. Biden hasn't sat in the presence of this many white guys since Senator Robert Byrd's funeral.

• Los Angeles lost twelve homes to landslides on the Palos Verdes peninsula that had a spectacular view overlooking the South Bay. No one complained. California taxpayers are moving to Texas, the earthquakes to Oklahoma and wildfires to Canada, so we need to cherish landslides while we have them.

• House Republicans offered a voting bill that requires photo ID, bars non citizens from voting, requires annual voter roll maintenance and bans mail-ins to unmaintained rolls. It's un-American. I once had a rich uncle in Chicago who voted Republican until the day he died and he's voted Democrat ever since.

• Cincinnati Reds sensational rookie Elya de la Cruz made Major League history Sunday when he stole second base, third base and home plate on two pitches. There's a reason why the game is so beloved. The difference between baseball and politics is if you get caught stealing in baseball, you're out.

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