Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Senator Elizabeth Warren sounded like a presidential candidate Tuesday issuing a manifesto to try to rein in the gun control gun industry. Her plan starts with the creation of federal gun licenses. Elizabeth Warren can claim only the government should own guns, but a real Indian would know better.

• President Biden announced Tuesday that the United States Air Force upon his orders launched an airstrike in Syria that targeted and killed the ISIS leader Maher al Agal. During his announcement Joe declared that ISIS is the merchant of death. Apparently he's never heard of Blue Cross of California.

• The Dutch cruise line Women on Waves is offering women in Southern Gulf states ocean cruises on which they can get a legal abortion on the high seas in international waters. It's easy to advertise. It's the only ocean cruise where you get off the ship weighing eight pounds less than when you boarded.

• Politico sounded the alarm to Democrats that Hispanics in Border States are turning Republican and voting conservative in alarming numbers in the latest elections. It appears Democrats are doing all they can to run Hispanics off. As of this week, the Republicans' favorite fast food restaurant is Taco Jill.

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• Jill Biden apologized for referring to Americans of Mexican descent as San Antonio Tacos. If it gets any worse she'll explain that the San Antonio Taco reference was not about their nationality, it was to their gender. I guess if she were referring to Mexican men, she'd have said San Antonio Burritos.

• Mexico's President Manuel Lopez Obrador arrived in Washington for talks with President Biden Tuesday. Since the White House won't come to the Border, I guess the Border has to come to the White House. They made no progress on lowering oil prices but a new pipeline for Fentanyl may be established.

• The Orlando Sentinel reported a man fleeing a police chase outside Orlando ran inside a pond full of alligators to try to keep himself from being apprehended by the cops. The guy splashed wildly in the water to keep the gators at bay. He was charged with burglary and attempting to feed a protected species.

• People's World Daily called for a communist revolution after the Supreme Court's conservative rulings. What a silly idea, the two-sink master bedroom is as good an indication as we've got that Americans are incapable of communal living. Don't get me started on why we don't call it a Lenin closet.

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