Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Fox News host Laura Ingraham took viewers on a tour of documents in the National Archives Thursday. The curator showed off a copy of George Washington's 1789 first speech to Congress, which was less than three minutes long I guess if a politician cannot tell a lie, it leave very little else to say.

• Paris Le Monde newspaper covering the World Cup in the U.S. agreed with Italian and Spanish commentators who criticize what they call America's hustle culture, labeling Americans as workaholics. During my college and my early adult years I was a workaholic. If you even mentioned work I got drunk.

• New York Socialists claimed their wins Tuesday will spread across the country with victories in the mid-term elections. They say they will take over America in November. Recently a friend asked me if I have any plans for the fall and at first I didn't realize he meant autumn, not the end of civilization.

• New Yorkers elected three Socialist candidates to Congress Tuesday who vow to get rid of ICE, the police, jails, borders and the rich. There's a method to this madness. The way New Yorkers see it, they no longer have to worry about being attacked by terrorists if they are being represented by terrorists.

• President Trump lobbied Congress Thursday to pass his SAVE America Act to keep illegal migrants from voting this fall. There's a way to make it bipartisan. President Trump should offer all the illegal aliens citizenship if they vote Republican, and watch how fast the Democrats will want them out of the country.

• Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin told Congress Thursday that the border wall with Mexico on the California border is nearing completion. It's a massive construction project. The last time this many bricks were put up in California, Shaquille O'Neal was standing at the foul line.

• The Supreme court ruled Thursday that the Border Patrol may be allowed to turn back migrants at the border who seek asylum status without having to let them in. Latinos are welcome in the U.S. if they can throw a baseball 98 mph. The rest of them have to be able to run 98 mph in order to stay here.

• The Supreme Court ruled to allow the Trump Administration to deport Haitians who've claimed temporary refugee status for over 10 years. The Haitians in Springfield should head for the cellars. Today's Weather Channel forecast for Ohio calls for Donald Trump Weather—80 with a chance of ICE.

• Chicago Mayor Brendon Johnson rejected Trump's offer of the National Guard after Chicago had forty street shootings with six killed over the three-day Juneteenth holiday weekend, It's no surprise. A recent poll on the popularity of U.S. holidays ranks Juneteenth 80 points behind Toyota-thon.

• Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson refused Trump's offer to help after the city's bloody holiday weekend. Over the 3-day Juneteenth celebration, 40 Chicagoans were shot and 6 people killed in gang wars on the Southside. To honor Pride Month the Chicago White Sox are wearing rainbow Kevlar.

• Iran fired on a cargo ship Thursday, violating the 60-day truce and daring Trump to take action that might drive up gas prices before the mid-term elections. They forget that Trump only thinks in terms of TV ratings. He's the first president to delay getting rid of a regime until the November sweeps.

• The NBA held its annual college player draft Monday and featured high drama. Owners and GMs were seen arguing on camera over selections. The Washington Wizards had the first player pick, the Utah Jazz had the second pick, and then the Kardashians traded up to get picks number 3, 4 and 5.

• The U.S. World Cup team played Turkey in the World Cup in L.A Thursday. Turkey's leaders just ordered another crackdown on dissent. A Turkish prisoner asked the prison library guard if the library has the book Cry Freedom, and the guard said no, but we have the author right across the hall.

• The New York Post warned that the three Socialist congressional victories in New York could hasten the exodus of wealthy New Yorkers to South Florida. It's a great place to live but it's no place to die. There are no cemeteries in Miami Beach, if you die they just seal up the door of your condominium.

• DNI departing director Tulsi Gabbard dropped files revealing Dr. Fauci lied to Congress about Covid's origin. During the pandemic we got 9 months off work, $950 a week unemployment, free rent and business subsidies. I'm shocked that the New York socialists didn't elect Covid to Congress Tuesday.

• New York voters stunned the political establishment Tuesday by electing three radical socialists to Congress. One of the winning New York Socialists called for the abolition of the police, ICE, prisons, and borders during her podcast last week. The podcast was shot in a basement, just like the Romanoff's.

• New York City institutions quickly adjusted to the popularity of the Radical Far Left. Broadway will be staging classic musicals that are adapted to the changing times. They include Damn Infidels, Ahmed Get Your Gun, Bye, Bye Skyscraper and How to Succeed in Communism without Really Trying.

• President Trump appeared on the National Mall Wednesday to open the Great American State Fair 250 with a speech celebrating the nation's upcoming 250th birthday. Trump was in a jaunty mood as he greeted the crowd. He knows he's just one assassination attempt away from a free 3rd term.

• The U.S. Senate passed a bi-partisan rebuke of President Trump's Iran War policy as four GOP members joining the Democratic Party opposition. It never ends. During the cease fire, Teheran was rocked by a 6.0 earthquake and Democrats want to know why Trump didn't get congressional approval.

• Iran said they're closing the Strait of Hormuz again due to Israeli attacks on Hezbollah. The closure was ignored and shipping continued. This year, the Strait of Hormuz has opened and closed more times that Stormy Daniels's legs, and in both cases, each time Trump had to write a check.

• The White House reversed course and restored 600,000 Chinese student visas after President Trump moved to cut off their visas last year. When Trump initially ordered Chinese students out of America's top colleges, it got a big laugh in Houston. Leave it to Trump to kick the Chinese out off Rice.

• President Trump went to the Capitol Tuesday to knock heads in the GOP Senate caucus to try to pass his Save America Act. It requires Voter ID to vote, but the tough part requires you to provide proof of citizenship to register to vote. To get elected to office in California, you'd only have to carry La Jolla.

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