Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• World Cup visiting fans raved to the media about America's delicious fast food with free ice and free refills. If hosting the World Cup taught us anything, it's that if we want to conquer our enemies, we shouldn't drop bombs on their country. We need to open Buccees and Texas barbecue joints in them.

• CBS Los Angeles aired footage of black smoke billowing into the sky above downtown L.A. all weekend that firefighters have been unable to put out. A warehouse fire has been burning for 5 days. What are they storing in there that could burn for 5 days, a hard copy of Apple's Terms and Conditions?

• The Vancouver Sun says California Grizzly Bears have crossed over into Canada and resulted in federal action by the U.S. government to retrieve them. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has given California permission to take in 17,000 new Grizzly Bears. It's a bold approach to the homeless problem.

• President Trump hired Green Water Solutions to clean the Reflecting Pool of a rapidly thickening algae bloom. There's political bright side to all this. If the algae gets thick enough, it could turn the Reflecting Pool into a swamp and when Trump drains it, it'll be another promise made, promise kept.

• Bobby Kennedy overruled the CDC and ordered Hantavirus-exposed cruise ship passengers to remain quarantined in Nebraska. He's fearless about viruses himself. A friend swears he saw Bobby Kennedy swimming laps in the Reflecting Pool today, just living in the moment and taking in the toxins.

• President Trump's vow to eliminate the Reflecting Pool's algae has resulted in angry Pro-Algae protestors. They support the algae that emanated from the spilled sewage in the Potomac River that feeds the Reflecting Pool. If Trump cured death, his protestors would call it an attack on funeral homes.

• JD Vance faced a two-sided split on the Iran War when he returned from Geneva Monday. One side wants U.S. ground troops to overthrow Iran's regime, while the other side is willing to trust that the mullahs won't build nukes. Both sides want $2 gas and for football season to hurry up and get here.

• President Trump threatened to kill Iran's peace negotiators who met with U.S. envoys in Geneva Sunday if they don't agree to meet his conditions. Turmoil may be a necessity for him. Sometimes I think that one night when Trump was an infant, he got terribly frightened by two hours of peace and quiet.

• British Prime Minister Keir Starmer announced Monday he will resign office this summer in the wake of collapsing support from his own Labor Party in Parliament. England has now gone through seven prime ministers since 2016. Only Jennifer Lopez has a higher turnover rate over the last ten years.

• Pope Leo submitted prayers Sunday for the environment and the welcoming of immigrants. The Vatican recently invited Chelsea Clinton, Dr. Fauci, Deepak Chopra and the CEOs of Moderna and Pfizer to speak at an upcoming conference that'll focus on health and the soul. Was Satan unavailable?

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