Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• President Trump said Saturday the U.S. may collect tolls at the Strait of Hormuz to pay the U.S. for being peace guarantor in the Middle East. Why stop there? I can think of nothing funnier than the president renaming the Strait of Hormuz and calling it Trump's Strait in the middle of Pride Month.

• President Trump said he'd make the U.S. the toll collector at the Strait of Hormuz if his political demands aren't met. Trump threatened to bomb and bomb every night until the government is overthrown. That was Stephen Colbert's strategy, but he just ended up beating his head against the wall.

• San Francisco Giants players must wear rainbow-theme caps to honor Pride Month but three players added a quote from Genesis identifying the rainbow as a sign of His covenant. Last year minor league pitching prospect Bryan Ruby said he is gay, No pitcher has a better move with a man on.

• The U.S. World Cup team defeated Australia 2-0 Friday becoming the first U.S. World Cup team to win 2 matches in a row since 1930.This is great, at long last, America has really top-notch soccer players. I never thought I'd say it, but it looks like Joe Biden's open border policy is starting to pay off.

• The U.S. Open final round was played Sunday at Shinnecock Hills Golf Club in South Hampton, New York in which the winner received $5 million and the second place finisher was awarded $2.5 million. That's chicken feed. Iran just finished 2nd in the Strait of Hormuz Open and won $300 billion.

• DNI outgoing Director Tulsi Gabbard dropped new files Friday indicating Dr. Fauci misled the public about the origins of Covid 19 in U.S. Senate testimony. It's bad. The files show that Dr. Fauci helped fund the Wuhan Lab, lied to Congress about it, and encouraged Corey Feldman's singing career.

• National Geographic reports that British geologists discovered the origin of Stonehenge before Britons assembled the boulders into a monument in prehistoric times. They say the ungainly pile of boulders were transported to England by glaciers. This may finally explain how the Obama Center got to Chicago.

• Bruce Springsteen led the parade of musicians, celebrities and politicians to attend the opening of the Obama Presidential Center in Chicago Thursday. The hulking structure drew horrible reviews from onlookers and architects alike. It's so ugly Kenya now claims Obama was born in the United States.

• UFC star Josh Hokit won't apologize for his outburst at the White House UFC Championship cage matches when he took to the microphones after his match and screamed that Michelle Obama is a man. It was insulting, crude, slanderous and disrespectful. That said, I loved her in The Green Mile.

• The CDC says Americans exposed to Ebola in Congo are evacuated and quarantined to Europe before the virus can make a return trip to the US. Ebola virus. Monkey Pox virus, the Zika Virus and the AIDS virus all came to the U.S. from Africa. For crying out loud, what did we ever do to Africa?

• Phil Mickelson got banned from The Farms Golf Club due to what the club called inappropriate contact with a female club employee before a round of golf. Let's guess what happened. After hitting 100 shots on the practice tee, Phil offered her $100 to wash his balls, and that's when the trouble started.

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