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June 18th, 2026

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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published June 18, 2026

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report
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The New York Post says Jelly Roll and his wife Bunnie Xo are divorcing after 10 years. It's so disheartening. If a former meth-cooking, prison inmate turned country music rap star can't make a relationship work with a former Vegas stripper and escort who wants an open marriage, then who can?

ESPN says this fall's top high school football players are already being recruited by top college programs. They're used to the best. Only in the South do you see a huge, state of the art, NFL-quality high school football stadium that's right across the street from a singlewide trailer selling boiled peanuts.

The America 250 Committee plans to plant a time capsule beneath Philadelphia's Independence Hall on July 4th to be opened in 250 years. The capsule contains historic U.S. documents as well as a copy of the Constitution translated into Spanish. We want Americans to be able to read the thing by then.

Senator Liz Warren ripped Musk for becoming a trillionaire, calling for a national wealth tax to redistribute obscene wealth like his for the public good. It's just hilarious. Progressives have gone from demanding reparations for African Americans to demanding reparations from an African American.

Fox News reports a federal judge ordered Trump's name be removed from the Kennedy Center in DC saying Congress named and funded it and must approve any changes. Moulin Rouge opens at the Kennedy Center in Washington tonight. It was going to be re-titled Moulin Orange until this week.

Kamala Harris made a surprise appearance at a West Hollywood bar Monday. Enthusiasm is cooling over Kamala running again run in 2028. It's just now starting to dawn on Democrats that every time they run a woman for president, Donald Trump ends up being the Leader of the Free World.

President Trump was applauded by the G-7 leaders meeting this week for ending the Iran War. Trump's deal ended 11 weeks of bombing, talking bombing, talking, bombing and more talking. You'd think Colbert and Kimmel's joke writers would recognize the pattern and regard him as one of their own.

President Trump said he may read the Iran peace deal out loud word for word on TV so it can't be mischaracterized by the media. The reaction in Washington to any deal breaks down along party lines. For Republicans, the Devil is in the details, while for Democrats, the Devil is in the White House.

President Trump was criticized by conservatives for agreeing to a deal with the current regime in Teheran and not overthrowing it. Trump always says it's up to the Iranian people to overthrow the government in Iran. The problem is, this requires a two-thirds vote by the Beverly Hills City Council.

Vice President JD Vance walked into the lion's den Tuesday, making an appearance on ABC's Women of the View to plug his memoir. He caught fire from 5 directions. The interview was JD's way of getting in shape for all the assassination attempts he will face if he succeeds Trump as president.

The Pentagon released a 3rd batch of videos and film of Unidentified Flying Objects Saturday that for many years had been top secret and classified. Many scientists now believe there are an unlimited number of galaxies. In every one of them, I can't remember why I just walked into the kitchen.

The World Cup in Los Angeles Monday hosted a match between Iran and New Zealand that featured angry partisan booing of Iran's national team. The U.S. plays Australia Friday in Seattle. It's no surprise to anyone who's watched the protests in Seattle this year that the U.S. is the visiting team.

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