Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• New York Knicks fans rioted on the street after the Knicks won the NBA title Friday. They ran wild on the streets and beat on police cars with baseball bats, looted stores and torched a bus. It now appears that Trump took the easy way out when he decided to bring peace to Iran instead of New York.

• Jane Fonda addressed an anti-Trump concert in New York Sunday sponsored by her self-funded First Amendment Committee. In 2001 Jane got $100 million cash in her divorce from Ted Turner. The New York Knicks last won the NBA title the same year Jane Fonda led North Vietnam to victory in 1973.

• The World Cup in L.A. got underway Friday with the U.S. team beating Paraguay 4-1. U.S. soccer team fans in Los Angeles bent over backwards to be cordial and gracious to the Paraguay team. Not once did we ask them why so many of them have German names or why grand-papa moved to Paraguay.

• Iran's World Cup soccer team slipped across the U.S. border from Tijuana Sunday for a match in L.A. They just thought they'd been oppressed all their lives in Iran until we put them on the San Diego Freeway for 120 miles in Sunday traffic. They'd waited 47 years to be free, what's 12 more hours?

• Iran's Security Council on Sunday confirmed that it had agreed to a U.S. peace deal that opens the Strait of Hormuz. There'll be a 60-day negotiating period to effect the elimination of Iran's nuclear material and nuclear program. And Iran's $250 bill must display a portrait of Donald of Arabia.

• Iran won't recognize Israel as part of Friday's peace deal memorandum. I never understood why it's so difficult for Middle East countries to recognize Israel. It's not like every Israeli citizen is walking around wearing Groucho Marx eyeglasses and sporting his signature mustache.

• Parliament just made history by banning children under the age of 16 in Britain from going on social media sites like Facebook, Instagram and TikTok. Banning children from social media sites will have far-reaching consequences for some groups. Pedophiles will have to make-do with re-enactments.

• Britain's ban on kids using social media reminds me when I started doing stand up in 1976, if you told a joke that bombed, people just stared at you. Today if a joke bombs, they stare at you, record it, upload it and argue about it with strangers. Iran might even fly the joke to Israel and re-start the war.

• Elon Musk appeared onstage at the NASDAQ Stock Exchange on Wall Street in conjunction with his SpaceX company's initial stock offering that sent investors into a stock buying frenzy. By the end of the trading session, Elon had became the world's first trillionaire. He just bought Greenland.

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