Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• The Washington Post reported a major scandal in the intelligence community when FBI agents raided the home of an ex-CIA agent. The federal agents discovered 300 bars of solid gold worth over $40 million dollars in his bedroom closet. It would have been 301 gold bars, but he went out for gas.

• Vanilla Ice defied Hollywood and vowed to perform at Trump's Freedom 250 Great American State Fair on July 4th. Looking back on history, you can see that Independence was inevitable. King George III vowed to protect Indian lands from white settlement and he opposed slavery, so he had to go.

• The Dallas Morning News reported Texas Attorney General and GOP U.S. Senate nominee Ken Paxton reached a divorce settlement with his estranged wife Tuesday in a way that it won't be tried publicly. She agreed not to disparage him publicly and he agreed to buy her a truck. It's a Brinks Truck.

• Congress is debating the use of of FISA warrants on U.S. citizens when the CIA is gathering data during foreign intelligence sweeps. They don't like back-door searches of Americans' data. I think every social media company CEO agrees that spying on U.S citizens without a profit is just un-American.

• Todd Blanche told Congress the DOJ is abandoning its plan for a $1.8 billion defense fund for political prosecution targets. Trump himself in 2023 faced 92 charges and 4 indictments and had his mug shot in a Georgia jail. He was just one year and an ear wound away from becoming a Hip Hop legend.

• L.A. Mayor Karen Bass faced the fight of her political life Tuesday over the homeless epidemic, her brushfire response and welfare fraud. Last night while jogging in Beverly Hills, I overheard a loud angry family argument through a kitchen window. A teenager was telling his parents he's a Republican.

• Secretary of State Marco Rubio appeared before Congress Tuesday and defended the progress in the Iran war as peace talks stalled. We're all at the mercy of elements beyond our control. If the Gay Ayatollah comes outside and he sees his shadow tomorrow morning, it means six more weeks of war.

• New York Times columnist Paul Krugman called for a purge of Trump supporters and MAGA from public life. Krugman posted he likens the need to purge Trump voters to the de-Nazification process in Germany following World War II. Jimmy Kimmel saw the video and offered Paul $200 for the joke.

• The Florida Times Union reported that a man in Florida was arrested Saturday for attempting to baptize an alligator in a Waffle House using a pitcher of iced tea. I once saw a customer at Waffle House who'd accidentally left his wallet at home pay for his meal with a shoe. He then went on to IHOP.

• Green Bay Packers halfback Josh Jacobs returned to practice Tuesday after he was arrested for strangling and suffocating a woman in a domestic dispute. No one in the media is demanding that he be kicked out of the NFL. He only terrorized a woman, it's not like he introduced Trump at a political rally.

• Bernie Sanders said he still backs Maine scandal-plagued Senate candidate Graham Platner due to his Democratic Socialist beliefs. I know plenty of Democratic Socialists in Hollywood. And, believe me, their Democratic Socialism goes out the window the moment they start winning at Monopoly.

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