• The Salute to America rally will celebrate America's 250th birthday on July 4th on the National Mall. It will begin with a reading of the Declaration of Independence. After the beautifully written preamble, Democrat Thomas Jefferson blames King George III for the Revolution because Trump wasn't born yet.
• Google was reported to be seeking federal permission to release 32 million mosquitoes in California. The idea is to reduce the spread of West Nile Virus, and other mosquito-borne diseases. Last summer a mosquito bit Senator Elizabeth Warren and just like that, there went all her Indian blood.
• The Wall Street Journal reported that New Jersey's leading Democratic candidate for Congress Dr. Adam Hamawy was discovered last week to have ties to an Al Qaeda-front organization and a convicted terrorist in the 90s. He's a Progressive Democrat. This is terribly embarrassing for Al Qaeda.
• U.S. peace talks with Iran stalled Monday over Iran's anger over Israeli attacks on Hezbollah in Lebanon as Iran's leadership continued rotating. On Sunday, Iran's president submitted a letter of resignation to the Supreme Leader. It's reported he's stepping down in order to spend more time alive.
• The Hollywood Reporter reported that Tom Cruise signed a deal with Warner Brothers to play a Southern oil man in the movie Diggers. The star runs a tight ship. Last year while shooting his last Mission Impossible film, there was trouble on the set when Tom Cruise's stand-in refused to take Botox.
• Waymo pulled its self-driving cars off L.A. freeways because they've been accelerating suddenly and careening violently through construction zones and crashing. Not everyone is scared to ride in a Waymo. Just once, Tiger Woods would like to be in the back seat when all this action is going down.
• The New York Post profiled 1970s teen sitcom star Mackenzie Phillips Friday. She said she and co-star Valerie Bertinelli drank wine and snorted coke during breaks while taping the show at CBS. Maybe you have to be in AA to get a good laugh out of this, but the name of the sitcom was One Day at a Time.
• Homeland Security laid out security measures for the World Cup. Facial recognition will be used to keep anyone with ties to terror groups from entering the stadium. The U.S. may win the World Cup because all the other nations can't field a team unless the game is played at the TSA line.
• President Trump changed the Freedom 250 Concert to a rally because music acts fear industry backlash for associating with Trump. The virtue signaling is out of hand. The Von Trapp Family of Austria said they've been through this before and will not be performing at the Freedom 250 Concert.
• Maine's Democrat U.S. Senate candidate Graham Platner faced another scandal Monday after his wife admitted to opposition researchers that he texted sex messages to 12 different women right after they'd gotten married. It gets worse. Platner met up with the 12 women on the dating site OK-Hitler.
• Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner was confronted by a new scandal Sunday when it was discovered that he engaged in sex-texting with multiple women right after he got married. It was leaked as a shrewd move to the middle. Democrats now want to package him as a Bill Clinton Democrat.
• West Hollywood will host a million celebrants for Sunday's Gay pride Parade on Santa Monica Boulevard. The parade will include the Hollywood movie and TV studio Electricians Union. It only takes one gay guy to screw in a light bulb but it takes the entire staff in the Emergency Room to get it out.
• Costco reports it's selling record amounts of lower-cost gasoline requiring tanker truck re-fills twice a day. In other news, it's reported a woman was arrested in Costco posing as sample lady who was giving out shots of tequila in tiny ketchup cups to celebrate the weekend. Not all heroes wear capes.
• Iran's president submitted his letter of resignation to the Ayatollah Sunday claiming that he has no part in decision making because the military has completely taken over Iran. In other words he is informing Israeli drone strike operators, in retail terms, that he's stepping down as the CEO of Target.
• Politico reports Democrats are running on a vow to expand the Supreme Court to counter GOP appointees. When the Treasury Department announced plans to create a $250 bill with Trump's picture on it, the Democrats vowed to create a $100 bill with Hunter Biden's picture on it. It comes pre-rolled up.
• The Treasury Department acknowledged Friday that it has instructed the Bureau of Engraving at the U.S. Mint in Philadelphia to create a commemorative $250 bill that will bear President Trump's portrait. In the U.S. the bill will be worth the full $250. The exchange rate for it in Europe is Greenland.
• A Democratic federal judge on Friday ordered Trump's name be taken off the Trump-Kennedy Center for Performing Arts. Jack Kennedy was famous for affairs with beautiful actresses, while Donald Trump is famous for his affairs with super-models. Let's guess, the Center is insured by Fidelity.
• Trump lawyers meet preservationists in court over the ballroom this week. Half of the White House is torn down, there are gun shots and cage fights on the lawn. What do Democrats have against Trump, this is the most ghetto-ass White House ever. You'd think he is president of Death Row Records.
• Dr. Jill Biden told CBS News that thought Joe was having a stroke during his 2024 debate with Trump. I guess that's why, right after the debate, Dr. Biden took Joe to a Waffle House restaurant. So if you're having a stroke go to the nearest Waffle House and get scattered and covered and smothered.
• New Jersey Police on horseback were called in to battle left wing protestors at an ICE facility in Newark. Yesterday an angry leftist activist in L.A. told me he wants free education, free rent, free food, free medical care, free dental care, and a free gym membership. I asked him if he's tried going to prison.
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