Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• The White House insisted the U.S. played no part in Israel's attack on Iran Thursday but Iran's Ayatollah blamed the attack on what he called the wicked regime in the White House. Just how is that possible? Every warplane, tank and missile we have was in Washington for the birthday parade Saturday.

• The State Department urged Americans in Iraq to exit Iraq as Israel neared its missile attack on Iran's nuclear facility Thursday. Israeli missiles flew over Iraq and into Iran, then Iranian missiles flew over Iraq and into Israel. The good news is, for the first time in history, Iraq is celebrating Passover.

• Iran's Revolutionary Guard General was killed by an Israeli drone strike Thursday. It delivered a dual message. The strike on Iran was a message to scrap their nuclear program and the strike on the General was a message to women not to die a virgin, there are terrorists up there waiting for you.

• Israel sent waves of bombers into Iran's mountainous area where Iran's nuclear enrichment program was conducted. Iran reportedly already created enough enriched uranium to have built 9 nuclear bombs. On this news, the Weather Channel says the 5-day forecast for the Middle East is 2 days.

• The Doomsday Clock was moved up a second to 89 seconds before midnight by the Science and Security Board due to the latest tensions. Russia's Vladimir Putin just tried to cool down the risk of World War III. Putin offered to negotiate a cease-fire deal between President Trump and Los Angeles.

• California Senator Alex Padilla tried to burst into Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's L.A. press conference Thursday and nobody recognized him. Agents seized him, pushed him out of the room, wrestled him to the floor and handcuffed him. Fox News described it as a mostly peaceful hug.

• Senator Padilla addressed the media after he tried and failed to burst into a press conference by DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and expressed his outrage and wounded feelings. It's a good thing they don't have parking spaces in Los Angeles for the emotionally handicapped. There'd be no place to park.

• Senator Alex Padilla's incident in L.A. produced outrage by Senate Democrats. As explained by parliamentary procedure, the Secretary of DHS was speaking and the Senator from California wanted the floor. One more over-wrought emotional photo op and we'll be invaded by Greta Thunberg.

• Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson encouraged the entire city to join in the street resistance to ICE raids. This will make for spectacular television. Forget thinking that Los Angeles is a city of danger and violence at night, in Chicago you can't go 20 blocks without leaving the scene of the crime.

• Gavin Newsom sued the White House for federalizing the National Guard Tuesday even though everyone knows the Guard halted the riots. Open borders put him in this dilemma. Gavin is grasping at straws to become the 2028 Democratic presidential candidate but the Democrats banned all the straws.

• A U.S. District Judge ordered Trump to return control of California National Guard to Governor Newsom. It annoyed me. Every time Gavin Newsom scores a triumph in resisting high tariffs or ending federal raids to end migrant wage slavery, he never thanks the Confederacy for blazing the trail for him.

• The U.S. Open will attract the top golfers on the PGA Tour this weekend at the famed Oakmont Country Club near Pittsburgh. The game is deeply embedded in Anglo-American culture. Golf was invented six hundred years ago so that two men could go for a walk in the woods without people talking.

• Greta Thunberg was intercepted by Israel while sailing to Gaza Tuesday. She has young people so indoctrinated about global warming they won't laugh about it. Last night onstage I made fun of climate change, and the joke went over like a staging of The Iceman Cometh in downtown Los Angeles.

• Broadway's Tony Awards on CBS Sunday featured a 10th anniversary performance by the cast of Hamilton. The Tony Awards are the second holiest day on the gay calendar after Liza Minnelli's birthday. Only the Justice of the Peace in West Hollywood has married more gay men than Liza Minnelli.

• President Trump attended the gala opening night performance of Les Miserables at the Kennedy Center Wednesday. The musical glorifies the spirit of the street rioters of the French Revolution. Halfway through the stirring finale, President Trump called in the National Guard to put down the mob.

• Los Angeles Police Chief Jim McDonnell scoffed at claims the downtown riots are non-violent, saying his officers are under constant attack on the streets. It's one for the books. The last time this many bricks were being thrown in downtown Los Angeles Shaquille O'Neal was standing at the foul line.

• Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth went before the Senate Armed Services Committee Wednesday and answered questions about troop deployments to the L.A. riots. It was not cheap. Hegseth reported that the cost of sending 700 U.S. Marines to Los Angeles was $124 million, and that was just for parking.

• The U.S. Marines arrived in Los Angeles from Camp Pendleton Wednesday under orders from President Trump Sunday. To get up to L.A., the Marines had to sit in traffic on the San Diego Freeway for three days, so if I were a rioter I wouldn't test them. They haven't been this angry since Guadalcanal.

• The LAPD reported the 203 protestors arrested on Tuesday were overwhelmingly from Central America. Even the protester arrested while he waved the Mexican flag was from El Salvador. We live in a town where protest organizers have to hire El Salvadorans to do the jobs Mexicans refuse to do.

• Governor Gavin Newsom denounced President Trump as an authoritarian for federalizing the National Guard to quell the riots. During Tuesday's chaos looting and car burnings, Gavin's wife was spotted shopping in Beverly Hills. Someone should tell her to go downtown, where everything is free.

• Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass ordered an 8:00 pm curfew in downtown after street mobs went on looting spree of retail stores this week. One mob hit an Apple store and made off with $60,000 worth of Apple products. The police did not make any arrests but they were able to recover both laptops.

• U.S. and Chinese negotiators reached a framework for a trial tariff deal; It gives the U.S. access to China's rare earth minerals and in return allows 250,000 Chinese students to stay in college in the U.S. This way China's minerals can harden our missiles while Chinese students steal the guidance system.

• White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles arranged for Elon Musk to telephone President Trump Monday night to apologize for his anti-Trump tweets last week. They made up. I'm guessing that Trump renewed Elon's Space X contracts and Elon offered to impregnate the woman of Trump's choice.

• Colombia's President Gustavo Petro was shot and wounded in the head by a mentally disturbed teenager last weekend while Petro was campaigning for re-election. He miraculously survived the attempted assassination. President Trump just called and congratulated him on winning the election.

• Bloomberg reports the Millennial Generation will be the recipients of the largest generational transfer of wealth in history by 2038, inheriting $45 trillion from their Baby Boomer parents. It's such a waste. I firmly believe that any man who makes out a will just isn't spending his money properly.

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