Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• The New York Post reported that top Democratic insiders were considering pulling Joe Biden from the 2024 Democratic Party ticket at the convention and replacing him with Hillary Clinton. Kamala Harris heard the rumors and said over my dead body. Hillary said that can always be arranged.

• President Biden noted the 14th anniversary of the Dreamers Act for young illegals Tuesday. The DACA bill was partially funded by a 10% tax on tanning bed sessions. Leave it to Democrats to help brown people who want to become Americans by taxing Americans who want to become browner people.

• President Biden had a star-studded fundraiser in Hollywood Saturday night where the beautiful people came out in support. This town is obsessed with looks. Here in West Hollywood, there is one homeless guy who hangs out on the same corner and he has only one tooth, and he just had it whitened.

• Barack Obama headlined the Hollywood fundraiser for Joe Biden Saturday. I was at Sky Bar on Sunset when the after-party arrived and I saw Obama out on the balcony and I walked up and I said, "President Obama, do you still see instances of racism in America?" He said "I'm Denzel Washington!"

• The Weather Channel reports a high pressure heat dome settled over the Eastern Seaboard this week sending temperatures into the triple digits in New York City. It's changing everyone's outlook. It's so hot in the Bronx the illegal migrants are actually hoping that the knock on their front door is ICE.

• The Department of Transportation statistics Tuesday showed that the Friday-through-Monday July Fourth Weekend is the most dangerous drunk driving weekend of the year. I was personally shocked on Monday night by the arrest of Justin Timberlake. I didn't even know he was a conservative.

• The Hollywood Reporter reported that pop superstar Justin Timberlake was pulled over by cops on Long Island Monday and arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. Now they have got to re-word all the marquees on his summer tour. Justin Timberlake's new boys band is called N' Clink.

• Pope Francis hosted one hundred comedians from around the world at the Vatican to celebrate what the pope called the importance of humor. It wasn't all laughs. Following the event, the pope held a private meeting with Stephen Colbert, and neither one liked the other's Holier-than-Thou attitude.

• The Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas just opened a west tower on the Las Vegas Strip boasting world class rooms. The original hotel is shaped like a Pyramid and it has a Middle Eastern theme. I stayed there and when I asked them for a wake-up call, the Palestinian maid threw a rock through my window.

• The White House lashed out at media outlets Monday claiming they were editing video to make President Biden look bad. It's unedited press pool video everybody's seeing. Lately President Biden has frozen so often onstage he would make a great spokesperson for Cryogenics if he didn't look so dead.

• House Republicans are reportedly lobbying leadership Tuesday for a bi-partisan House-Senate Select Committee to look into the actual origins of Covid and establish the Wuhan Lab leak as the explanation once and for all. Did you hear what the Chinese did with that Lab in Wuhan? They ate him.

• President Biden ordered amnesty to 500,000 illegal immigrants who married U.S. citizens. The migrants come from crime-ridden countries on the brink of revolution due to poverty, inflation, and dictatorial rule. What a relief it must be for them to arrive in America, it's like they never left home.

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