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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published June 10, 2024

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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Fox News played an audiotape of General Eisenhower's radio speech after D-Day in June of 1944 announcing the successful Allied invasion of Normandy. What a day. It wasn't known at the time that Ike had written a second speech to the world in case the invasion failed, blaming it on Trump.

Car and Driver this month spotlighted high mileage cars being manufactured in Europe, Asia and in the U.S. Volkswagen now has a new hybrid Tiguan that gets 271 miles per gallon, proving the more things change, the more they remain the same. The Germans can still make it to Paris in one tank.

The Miss Maryland USA Pageant made history Saturday when the judges crowned a biological male and trans-gender woman Bailey Anne Kennedy as Miss Maryland USA. It was a long road. She wowed the judges during the pageant audition back in February when she spelled her name in the snow.

Chris Matthews warned Tuesday that Trump would use the Justice Department and Supreme Court to prosecute and jail Democrats. Where would Trump get such an idea? I don't want to say we're a banana republic, but Sasha Baron Cohen's next comedy documentary is set in the United States.

Cardinal Wilton Gregory of Washington, D.C., described President Biden as a Cafeteria Catholic in selectively espousing the church beliefs with which he agrees. The Bidens pride themselves on being a diverse religious family. Joe and Jill are devout Catholics and Hunter is a Crystal Methodist.

President Biden last week allowed Ukraine to use U.S. rockets to attack Russia inciting Putin to threaten to deploy Russian rockets near U.S. interests. I must admit I didn't have World War III on my 2024 Bingo card. This good news is, millions of illegal aliens in the U.S. just called the INS on themselves.

China flew a mission to the moon last week and unfurled the flag of Red China on the far side of the lunar surface after completing a soft landing. The U.S. answered swiftly. Days later, Boeing launched its first astronaut mission for NASA and everything went well, apart from the door falling off.

Mexican voters made history Sunday by electing Claudia Sheinbaum to be the first woman ever elected the President of Mexico. Sheinbaum received huge support from Mexican citizens voting from the U.S. In L.A., Phoenix and San Antonio she received 60% of the vote with 40% going to Trump.

California has a bill requiring UC colleges to hire illegal aliens for campus jobs. So while the kids enjoy college life, illegals do the yard work, janitorial work and cafeteria work for them. I've tried to tell friends back in the South for 48 years that California was one of us, maybe they'll believe me now.

The Paris 2024 Olympics announced it will allow transgender women to compete in women's sports events if they transitioned before the age of 12. It reminds me how easily I skated through the University of Oklahoma in the '70s. I majored in Gender Studies back when there were only two of them.

Alec Baldwin announced on Good Morning America he will be starring with his wife and his large brood of children in a reality show on TLC. The reality show will follow Alec Baldwin and his family going about their everyday lives. I see it as a combination of Eight Is Enough and Gun Smoke.

An American Airlines flight attendant ordered a passenger to wear his jacket over his Trump t-shirt, telling him the t-shirt might offend passengers. On an airliner, the pilot has absolute rule and authority over passengers and flight attendants. They feel a Trump t-shirt is a threat to their democracy.

Donald Trump obtained a delay in his state trial brought by Democratic prosecutors in Georgia Wednesday but he still faces two federal charges while he appeals his New York conviction. This is why millions of people from other banana republics are migrating to the United States. It feels like home.

Hunter Biden's trial in Delaware Wednesday was attended by his step mother, his ex-wife and the stripper in the laptop video. It doesn't look good when his character witness is his coke dealer. He'll tell the jury Hunter was his best customer who always paid cash and never banged on his door at 6 AM.

President Biden began taking back to the middle this week after polls show he was trailing in every poll to Trump. To try to diffuse public anger over illegal immigration, Joe signed an executive order that will secure the border and slow down the arriving flood of migrants. It installs a speed bump.

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