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• Beverage Digest made news with this month's soft drink sales report Tuesday. They reported that Dr. Pepper has surpassed Pepsi as the second-best selling soft drink in America. Not only is Dr. Pepper now more popular than Pepsi, it's considered more of a doctor than Anthony Fauci or Jill Biden.

• Dr. Fauci was grilled by the House Select Corona Virus Committee Monday and the questions and answers grew more heated and personal by the hour. There were a lot of egos in that committee room. At one point, the Republicans on the committee infuriated Fauci by refusing to address him as Mr. Science.

• ABC's Women of the View took turns Monday suggesting how much jail time Trump should receive to help advance the progressive agenda. They have an urgent plea. If we can just throw Trump in jail, end the Electoral College, get rid of Voter ID and censor free speech we can save our democracy.

• President Biden read out a border quota of 2,500 asylum claims a day, resulting in a cut off, to be re-started when the new asylum claims reach 1,500 a day. It left the TV viewers cross-eyed. I think Joe's speeches would be a lot less confusing if he just turned the Teleprompter around and let us read it.

• The Oklahoma Sooners and Texas Longhorns made the women's World Series softball final Tuesday. They have the same reaction time to a pitched ball as a MLB hitter. The difference is in girls' college softball, if the count on the batter is two balls, he's transferred to the women's swimming team.

• The Hollywood Reporter says the TV and movie industry is undergoing widespread production cutbacks causing actors and crews to scramble to find employment. Alec Baldwin is now starring in a new reality TV series with his wife and kids. It's called, I Need to Work while I'm under House Arrest.

• Taylor Swift fans protested outside her venues in Europe holding up signs demanding that she support Palestine. I do wish Taylor well, but I finally made myself listen to a few of her songs and it's all reverb and relentless self-pity. Taylor Swift could sing at my funeral and I would get up and leave.

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