Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Donald Trump was convicted for affecting an election by suppressing an alleged tryst with a porn star. Trump should have video-taped himself having sex with the porn star and posted it on his laptop. That way it would have been suppressed and affected the election legally under Hunter's Law.

• Politico quoted pundits on all the cable news channels who say the jury must have believed Michael Cohen's testimony against Trump despite being a serial liar and a convicted perjurer. He's in tall cotton now. Michael Cohen was just offered a seven-figure salary to be Boeing's safety spokesperson.

• President Biden will host the Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs at the White House, sparking threats of protests by Taylor Swift fans if she shows up. They're demanding Taylor take a stand on Palestine. She responded by saying she's never taken Palestine, or any other weight loss drug.

• New York City streets were teeming with sailors from the U.S. Navy as well as Allied sailors from ships from Australia, Canada and Great Britain as their ships docked for the annual event. This week in New York City is Fleet Week which can only mean one thing. Next week is Penicillin Week.

• North Korea's Kim Jung Un waited for a north wind Tuesday and launched giant balloons carrying huge buckets of animal excrement to fly over South Korea. What makes you think they'll stop there? It would be just like Biden to shoot them down the moment they fly over Washington State.

• Politico reported that the Rasmussen Poll said 54% of Democrats want someone else beside Biden as their presidential candidate. He drew 30 people in New Hampshire rally. The support for Biden is falling apart like Robert De Niro flying an Iranian helicopter into the Francis Scott Key Bridge.

• Judge Merchan read 55 pages of jury instructions for an hour Wednesday in Trump's hush money trial in New York. He cast a very wide net. The judge gave the jury a choice of three crimes to decide: the alleged crime itself, the crime of Trump's barber, or the crime according to Robert De Niro.

• Donald Trump sounded sad after his case went to the jury, telling the reporters Mother Theresa couldn't beat these charges. The reaction was swift. District Attorney Alvin Bragg promptly filed charges against Mother Theresa for posthumous complicity in the attempt to overthrow our Democracy. .

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