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• House Republicans censured House Democrat Adam Schiff Wednesday for lying repeatedly that he had evidence proving Trump colluded with Russia. Schiff said he will wear it as a badge of honor. Adam Schiff still maintains he has information on Trump so important he hasn't made it up yet.

• Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agreed to fight each other in a cage match this summer in Las Vegas, giving the public an MMA fight between the chairmen of Facebook and Twitter. However, it seems pretty timid by comparison now. If they were real men, they'd settle it underwater like billionaires.

• The Weather Channel noted record high ocean temperatures on the Eastern Seaboard for beach goers. On Saturday New Yorkers flocked to the beach at Coney Island to watch the annual Mermaid Parade. The Mermaid Parade was more inclusive this year because the parade included Rainbow Trout.

• Senator Bernie Sanders ripped billionaires on Wall Street for not paying their fair share Friday as he was proposing a tax on every stock transaction. However billionaires have another question on their minds today. How much for a ticket to go down and see the sub that went down to see the Titanic?

• The New York Post reported Thursday the wife of the CEO who piloted the Titan submersible is the great-great granddaughter of a wealthy couple who died on the Titanic in 1912. I ended up drawing one conclusion. Sometimes, billionaires eat lobsters and sometimes it's the other way around.

• The Titanic Submersible Sub disaster prompted cable news pundit discussions about what drives very wealthy men to go up in space or down to the ocean floor. If this week's disaster teaches us anything it's relax, for crying out loud. Mt. Everest is littered with the bodies of highly motivated people.

• House Republicans produced transcripts from an IRS whistleblower Thursday that had Hunter Biden threatening a Chinese businessman via text in 2017 to come through on an agreed bribe. Hunter adds his father is standing right there. If he's not impeached Joe deserves an Oscar for the dementia act.

• President Biden welcomed India's prime minister for an official state visit Thursday that began with a formal ceremony on the White House lawn. Hilariously, Biden placed his right hand over his heart during the playing of India's national anthem. Joe thought they were playing G od Save the Queen.

• President Biden drew a rebuke from China after Joe told a fundraiser he shot down the Chinese spy balloon that President Xi didn't even know was in operation. Joe said that's the problem with dictatorships. Yesterday Biden shot down a Mexican spy balloon and now there's candy all over El Paso.

• The White House refuted charges the U.S. is losing power to China asserting the U.S. spends three times more on our military than China does. Here's how we do it. The Pentagon spends five hundred dollars for a hammer and the Chinese sell the hammers to the Pentagon supplier for nine dollars apiece.

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