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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published June 23, 2023

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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President Biden and the British Prime Minister took steps toward a US-UK free trade deal at the White House two weeks ago. But the Special Relationship was strained last week when Joe Biden declared G od Save the Queen and King Charles is just furious. Now everybody knows he's transitioning.

New Scientist journal urged schools to emphasize the importance of science classes to teach kids how to think critically and stoke their curiosity about the earth. For instance this week everyone in the world was reminded the answer to the question, what's better than having a billion dollars? Oxygen.

Ad Age ran a study on what type of ad appeal to Generation Z and Millennials. The study found that any advertisement featuring the stars or the earth or the seas gives them assurance that the ad is telling them the truth. Come to think, of it Ocean Gate does promise you an authentic Titanic experience.

The Ocean Gate Sub remained missing Tuesday having charged two hundred fifty grand a ticket for the voyage. The billionaires were supposed to descend two hours to the Titanic, spend two hours viewing the site, and two hours rising to surface. But once they opened the windows the problems started.

Donald Trump said Tuesday the only way to stop the drug epidemic in America is to impose the death penalty for drug dealers like Singapore does. Five weeks ago, they hanged a man for drug possession. As part of his drug diversion agreement, Hunter was just named Ambassador to Singapore.

Hunter Biden's attorney said Tuesday the case was settled but the DOJ said the investigation is ongoing. This lets Democrats say it's all over and the FBI say they can't provide House Republicans evidence in any ongoing investigation. And in a nod to justice, Fred Goldman was awarded the Corvette.

China is reported building a military base on Cuba that's usable as a naval port, not to mention a possible future air and missile base. However it's much different than the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962. The difference is today we don't have a president who is guided by Marilyn Monroe's wise counsel.

President Biden arrived in San Francisco Monday to meet with Silicon Valley high tech experts about managing the risks of Artificial Intelligence. Joe braved biological risks just by going there. The San Francisco mayor asked the residents to remember to wash their hands after using the sidewalk.

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