Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• The Coast Guard fanned out over the Atlantic nine hundred miles east of Cape Cod looking for a submersible Titanic tourist boat that's gone missing. They're looking everywhere. On board the boat are five passengers--a professor, a millionaire and his wife, a movie star and a really hot farm girl.

• Target was in a crossfire in the culture wars last week as conservative boycotts killed sales, and at the same time, it was threatened by transgender protests if their merchandise was pulled. Today, genders are a lot like the Twin Towers. There used to be two of them, but now it's a really sensitive issue.

• The Saturday Evening Post published an article honoring the legacy of 1950s civil rights legend Rosa Parks on the occasion of the Juneteenth federal holiday Monday. We have made a LOT of progress since those days. Oprah was once asked to sit in the back of the bus, but that was to balance it.

• The Washington Post hired genealogists to trace the ancestors of Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, who's African American, and her white husband Patrick Jackson. They found his ancestor owned her ancestor. And you think there's tension at YOUR house over who takes out the trash.

• President Biden ended his speech Saturday by declaring G od Save the Queen. It made no sense at first. I tried to figure out how it's possible to balance being both a Royalist and a Socialist, but then I remembered how his campaign commercials in 2020 were shot in the basement, just like the Romanovs.

• White House aides played down the threat of Bobby Kennedy, Jr. to Biden's re-nomination next year. The president's aides play down RFK's poll numbers to Kennedy name recognition. Joe Biden himself has one hundred percent name recognition and if he can overcome that he could win re-election.

• CBS News reports two Americans were found dead in their luxury hotel room in Mexico's Baja California who'd been asphyxiated while asleep in the room. It's an important lesson to remember for all Americans who decide to vacation in Mexico. Always keep the windows open on Enchilada Night.

• Arizona's Sheriff's Department reports that a man was mauled and killed by an unprovoked bear attack near Prescott last week before the bear was shot by a neighbor. The victim was enjoying a cup of coffee and didn't hear the bear approaching him from behind. That's exactly why I don't drink coffee. .

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