Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• President Biden was unable to comment on the existence of a Chinese electronic spy station in Cuba just revealed Monday. That's because he had to undergo a root canal at the dentist's office. If he had it without anesthesia then he's getting a taste of what the last two and a half years have been like.

• Pentagon whistleblower David Grusch last week asserted the Pentagon knows that UFOs are real and is in possession of intact and partially intact crashed UFOs. I'd bet those UFOs were transport crafts. The longer I live, the more convinced I am that other planets use this planet as an insane asylum.

• Donald Trump was arraigned for mishandling documents Tuesday amid charges of a two-tiered justice system raging, with an election looming. Polls show that a great many people are concerned about all the drugs, violence and the dictatorship south of the border. These people are called Canadians.

• Arnold Schwarzenegger revealed in his Netflix documentary series Arnold that O.J. Simpson was originally going to be cast as The Terminator in the classic 1984 film. However the Hollywood movie producers didn't think O.J. could convincingly play the role of a killing machine. Well, he showed THEM.

• CBS News reported the GOP presidential field added three more candidates over the weekend as Bobby Kennedy continued to gain on Biden in polls. The cruelest fact in the world is that everyone is replaceable. For instance just last year Tom Brady was the GOAT, and this year it's Miss Afghanistan.

• Chris Christie announced at a New Hampshire Town Hall that he's running for president on the GOP ticket and took direct aim at Donald Trump. Fox News commentators urged voters to ignore his weight. But if you think about it, with all those chins, Chris Christie could appeal to Chinese Americans.

• Senator Grassley said a Ukraine gas executive made audio recordings of his calls with Joe and Hunter Biden but the FBI redacted and hid it from the House Oversight Committee. They'll never convict Joe Biden. He's spent three years in office carefully constructing a bullet-proof diminished capacity defense.

• Business Week reported the New York Times and NBC News are among media companies that have begun taking steps for protection against Artificial Intelligence systems. Let's not outlaw AI until Republicans can use it to win an election. Democrats already use it to figure out Biden's nap schedule.

• The Washington Times said the latest surge of illegal migrants crossing the border are coming from China, Afghanistan, Venezuela and Haiti. It's out of hand. In the name of national security, I say we replace the Border Patrol with General Practitioners' receptionists, and then let's see who gets in.

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