Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• President Biden committed a racial gaffe hosting the Super Bowl Kansas City Chiefs while trying to compliment superstar QB Patrick Mahomes. He referred to the quarterback as boy. Biden may be in big trouble now, not because he used an outdated racial slur but because he assumed Patrick's gender.

• Golf Digest reported Tuesday that the PGA Tour will be merging with Saudi Arabia's LIV Tour that last year divided the pros. I suggest we add a little gamesmanship to each round on the new tour. The PGA should be responsible for holes 1-8 and holes 12-18 and the Saudis will be responsible for 9-11.

• PGA players are reported angry over the LIV merger because they stayed loyal to the PGA while those who joined the Saudis were handed millions. There's also a moral issue. The other day in L.A., I drove to the KFC in Saudi Town and ordered the 10-piece bucket, and when I put the ten pieces together, it was a reporter.

• Better Homes and Gardens urged air purifiers for those with allergies. They cautioned that some work so well it frees up paint and paint stripping particles from walls while sucking out all the dust. This week the White House installed new state of the art dust filters but now they can't find the president.

• CNN's new boss Chris Licht was reported Sunday facing a possible newsroom mutiny for trying to steer CNN political coverage to the center. No such moves elsewhere. Last weekend, NBC News replaced Chuck Todd as host of Meet the Press after numerous complaints to HR that he's a white male .

• Governor Gavin Newsom vowed to charge Ron DeSantis with kidnapping for flying migrants to Sacramento last weekend under false pretenses. Logic is on Gavin's side. Governor Newsom is sure they were kidnapped because he knows nobody in their right minds would voluntarily move to California.

• The California Reparations Commission reports to the state legislature in three weeks. Slavery didn't exist in California, no one alive was a slave, and nobody alive in the state ever owned slaves. Reparation demands are yet another reason why the deer throw themselves in front of cars in California.

• High Times warned of the extreme potency of new strains of marijuana cross-pollenated for high THC content. Just recently, high potency marijuana was found growing at Forest Lawn cemetery. I'd say this is what happens when you die and they bury you without checking to see what's in your pockets.

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