Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• The Census Bureau complained in a recent report that Millennials are late in getting married which is self-explanatory due to the cost of living today. I offer some financial advice. For couples to live together successfully in 2025 two jobs are better than one, so make sure your partner has two jobs.

• Stockton prosecutors declined to prosecute two Asian American clerks at a local 7-Eleven who intercepted and subdued an aggressive male shoplifter by beating him with sticks. These guys deserve medals. President Trump heard what happened and declared we will never forget the heroes of 7-Eleven.

• South African leader Julius Malema Friday led a crowd chanting Kill the Boers, white farmers under threat of land seizure. I love it when the jokes write themselves. White South Africans are fleeing genocide and so, seeking safety, they have been asked to move to the whitest part of Africa, Chad.

• Joe Biden's spokesman told reporters Tuesday Joe never received word of his prostate cancer until last week. Democrats split over the diagnosis. Some say Joe's cancer was caused by climate change and racism because of Elon's DOGE cuts, while others say it was due to his time served in Iraq.

• Jake Tapper's book Original Sin came out Monday which slams the legacy media for covering up for Biden's cognitive decline in office, but the book doesn't answer worries about who was really running the U.S. government and U.S. foreign policy. That's a silly worry. The CIA never goes on vacation.

• Secretary of State Marco Rubio appeared before the Foreign Relations Committee and sparred with Democrats over his policy of deporting illegal gang members. One of them, an illegal alien serial sexual assaulter, begged his female judge for forgiveness with tears in his eyes. Must have been the mace.

• Hillary Clinton made news while addressing a New York City women's forum Monday charging that Republican women are handmaidens to the patriarchy. For the last 25 years, Bill Clinton has managed to survive by living by a simple creed. No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes.

• President Trump and Defense Secretary Hegseth rolled out the proposed Golden Dome missile defense system in the budget. It has double value. It not only shoots down incoming missiles, it will protect the homeland from Central and South Americans trying to enter the U.S. aboard Blue Origin.

• Elon Musk's Space X is among the bidders for the contract to build President Trump's Golden Dome interceptor rockets. I hope the Tesla vandals don't spray paint swastikas on Elon's rockets. If Londoners see the test rockets taking off on TV they may think Werner von Braun is back from the dead.

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