• Wall Street celebrated when the Dow Jones finished above the 40,000 level for the first time in history. The business channels love to say who's making all that money but never mention who they made it from. New York City is the only place where your wallet gets off the bus two stops before you do.
• The New York Post reported Dr. Fauci's longtime advisor Dr. David Morens admitted that social distancing during Covid was made up with no scientific evidence to support it. Social distancing never made any sense anyway. If Covid can come all the way from China, it can come another six feet.
• Donald Trump's trial over the $130,000 hush money payment to Stormy Daniels concludes this week. The prosecution was thrown for a loss last week when the star witness volunteered that he stole $30,000 from Trump. The DNC just gave Michael Cohen $130,000 in hush money to stop testifying.
• Nikki Haley announced Wednesday that she plans to vote for Donald Trump for president and she urged him to reach out to her supporters. She's making sure that she will be around in 2028. Nikki Haley sits on the board of Boeing, which is a lot safer than sitting on one of their exit rows.
• President Biden rolled out the red carpet for President Ruto of Kenya Thursday for security talks concerning East Africa. It was the president of Kenya's first visit to the United States. The former British colony is being torn apart by civil unrest, a bad economy and street crime and so is Kenya.
• President Biden launched an aggressive attack on Trump in videos posted Wednesday after a week of fundraisers and in-person campaign events on the road. Just last week, Joe traveled to Virginia to campaign at a WalMart in Arlington. He stood out front and welcomed everybody to Target.
• Hunter Biden received a three-month postponement to September on his federal income tax charges trial Wednesday. He already has to attend the trial in June he faces on gun charges. You know, Trump is polling so well as a criminal defendant the Democrats may be running the wrong Biden for president.
• CBS News reported the NYPD arrested 300 Columbia University protestors for rioting and vandalism of synagogues. The city is not on the same page. The NYPD posted a notice saying they are searching for a c
• ollege-age anti-Semite prone to violent acts, and received over 300 job applications. The Chicago City Council overturned the mayor's order to scrap the AI Shot Spotter system that tracks guns used in gang shootings, after 45 Chicagoans were wounded last weekend. CVS shut down its store on the Southside of Chicago Tuesday. The store is moving to a safer location in Gaza.
• The White House issued condolences to the government of Iran Monday after the president of the Islamic Republic was killed when his helicopter crashed into a mountain. These choppers are dangerous. Last Friday Lizzo wore a Malcolm X t-shirt outside and a helicopter tried to land on her.
• The House Oversight Committee found email evidence that the NIH warnings during Covid which ordered social distancing in 2020 were issued with no scientific basis. Social distancing rules closed schools for an entire year. School shootings went down 100% but home shootings went up 100%.
• The White House published nine corrections to President Biden's speech to the NAACP, including forgetting the group's name. Next day, he made a Gaza hostage gaffe to a Jewish group. Democrats won't say Biden has lost all his marbles but they're starting to admit there's a hole in the bag.
• Majority Leader Chuck Schumer tested the border bill in the Senate again Tuesday but the bill was screwed on arrival by Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell. Coincidentally, Dr. Fauci is about to be screwed by Kentucky Senator Rand Paul. It's no accident that Kentucky's abbreviation is KY.
• Jim Comey warned that Trump will come after the FBI if elected. As FBI chief he leaked the Trump-Russia hoax, absolved Hillary of prosecution in 2016 and shut down the probe of the Clinton Foundation. In a related story, the Coyote said the Roadrunner is a threat to our democracy in the desert.
• The San Diego border is reportedly swarmed by illegal male migrants from the Middle East and Asia. California is the only border state with its wall inside the state. Once the migrants are told it's $3,000 per month for a studio apartment they either give up and go home or deal drugs and prosper.
• Merriam Webster Dictionary added seven hundred new words to the English language this past year, mostly in slang and new phrase meanings. It's amazing to see how the common everyday idioms we use change over the years. For instance, the phrase I'm Pretending to Be is now I Identify As.
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