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• Iran's President Ebrahim Raisi, known as the Butcher of Teheran, died in a helicopter crash along with Iran's foreign minister and seven others. Raisi was the second-most powerful man in the Islamic Republic. The Ayatollah issued a statement Monday declaring gravity to be a Zionist conspiracy.
• The UN honored the memory of Iran's president Monday who was killed when his helicopter crashed in the mountains of Iran during a heavy fog. However he won't be lost to posterity. While not quite the same as Mount Rushmore, Iran now also has a president's face on the side of a mountain, too.
• A Daily Mail survey says 25% of Americans want their state to secede, higher in the South, plus in Alaska, California and New York. I saw this coming last week when a Virginia school was renamed for Lee and nobody objected. A break up is so imminent Taylor Swift should write a song about it.
• The Kansas City Star urged the KC Chiefs to fire kicker Harrison Butker for his conservative family values speech to a Catholic college. The paper wants him replaced with a female kicker. This opens the door for P. Diddy, who has video to prove why he's the most feared female kicker in the nation.
• P. Diddy posted a video Monday in which he apologized for his violent behavior on display in a hotel hallway video recorded in 2016. It caught him brutally beating and kicking and dragging his girlfriend. The Los Angeles Police saw the video and couldn't decide whether to arrest Diddy or hire him.
• Michael Cohen admitted on the stand Monday that he stole $60,000 from Trump. He secretly recorded conversations with his clients and was sentenced to four years in jail for lying to Congress and a federal judge. Today the William Morris Agency offered Cohen seven figures and a corner office.
• President Biden gave the commencement speech at Morehouse College in Atlanta on Saturday where he was awarded an honorary doctorate. That'll come in handy. From now on, whenever Joe is caught on camera sniffing the hair of the women and girls he hugs, he can say, it's okay, I'm a doctor.
• President Biden gave the black graduates of Morehouse College a blistering commencement speech painting Republicans as racist against blacks. He played the wrong race card. Black folks and white folks have a hard time getting along in Los Angeles because neither one of us speak Spanish. d to sue CNN for not allowing him to participate in next month's presidential debate. Debate negotiations are still fluid between the Trump and Biden camps and the two parties. The Democrats reserve the right for Joe Biden to be played in the debate by Robert De Niro.
• Oklahoma is reported joining other Red States challenging Biden's decision to widen Title 9 to give added protection to trans-genders. Today I got a letter from the Beverly Hills Courthouse saying I was being fined $100 for driving in a bus lane. I wrote back and told them that my car identifies as a bus.
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