Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Tom Selleck was interviewed by CBS Sunday Morning where he told viewers that when Blue Bloods goes off the air next year he may no longer able to afford his Ventura County ranch. He'll be 80 next year. Perhaps Tom should order the video he recorded about the benefits of a reverse mortgage.

• The Kentucky Derby was won by Mystic Dan in a thrilling photo finish Saturday at Churchill Downs. The winning jockey Brian Hernandez is apparently a Republican. Brian turned down an invitation to the White House saying if he wanted to stare at a horse's ass he would have finished second.

• The National Organization of Women warned if states start restricting women's reproductive rights , it's only a matter of time before they attempt to outlaw women's right to breastfeed babies in public places. I have only one problem with women who breastfeed in public. They never wink back.

• Los Angeles police were seen on TV dragging away protestors at USC and tearing down their tents. The clashes between the police and students bring back a lot of memories to my generation. Don't the cops who are dragging away campus protests realize this will only lead to more folk music?

• The Wall Street Journal reported a second Boeing whistleblower in two weeks mysteriously died before laying out the safety problem in their lanes. Ten more whistleblowers have volunteered to come forward, memorial services for them are to be determined. It's like Putin's running the company.

• MSNBC host and ex-Biden Press Secretary Jen Psaki said Biden should avoid press briefings and go on The View instead. But only if Visiting Angels are booked up. If Biden gets questioned by the Women of the View they could dethrone the Oklahoma Sooners as the Women's Softball Champions.

• President Biden gave an impassioned speech Friday extolling the benefits of immigration on the nation's economic health and future prosperity. Here in Los Angeles we're being flooded by rich foreign arrivals. I live in West Hollywood and my nickname in the neighborhood is The American.

• Auto Week covered Donald Trump's visit to the Miami International Auto Dome Sunday for the Miami Grand Prix where he was cheered by thousands of Formula One fans. His opponents in the media stuck carefully to the script. They accused Trump of trying to make the election all about race.

• President Biden's team plans to limit his campaign speech to be as short as six minutes. Judge Merchan limits Donald Trump to six minutes a day and in two weeks he's gained ten points in the polls. In my business customers don't pay $50 a ticket to hear us be quiet, those guys work the sidewalks.

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