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• President Biden called a press conference Thursday and condemned anti-Semitism in campus protests. But then he felt it necessary to add Islamophobia and discrimination against Palestinian Americans and Arab Americans. If he'd just man up and say Michigan-Americans we'd all understand.
• Columbia anarchists occupying Hamilton Hall declared they were hungry Wednesday and they demanded free pizza delivered to them as a human right. Happily, it proves again that communism leaves people starving. The Wizard couldn't give the Scarecrow a brain so he gave him a degree instead.
• The NYPD marched into Columbia to arrest lawbreaking protestors while the LAPD broke up the UCLA lawbreakers and arrested them. I think the use of force was unnecessary. The fastest way to end an anti-Israel campus protest in Los Angeles is to tell the kids that anti-Semitism has gluten in it.
• Judge Merchan warned Trump of jail if he gripes about him being a Biden donor, the judge's Democrat activist daughter, the Democratic prosecutor, or Biden's #3 DOJ prosecutor assisting. What a show. Animal Planet bought rights to the trial for a new documentary called When Kangaroos Attack!
• South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem explained that she tossed her puppy into a gravel pit and shot him for being hyper-aggressive and un-trainable. She did what had to be done. We can criticize Kristi all we like, but it is a fact that her surviving children were potty trained by the time they were twelve months old.
• The London Sun said the world's first hybrid flying car made history Tuesday when it made its first passenger flight in Slovakia. These are perfect for a city full of millionaires who are too important to have to sit in traffic like L.A. We won't need assisted suicide laws once Boeing starts manufacturing cars.
• Columbia University warned pro-Palestinian protestors to take down their tents on campus or face expulsion. It was reported Tuesday there are 36,000 students who attend Columbia and 14,000 of them are foreign students. No one thought to look it up until a goat was elected Homecoming Queen.
• CBS News reported the White House might allow Palestinians to come to America and receive a pathway to U.S. citizenship. I can see the benefits already. If the IOC designates anti-Semitism an Olympic demonstration sport this year, the U.S. could give France and Germany a run for the gold medal.
• Bobby Kennedy rose in the CNN presidential poll Monday, drawing sixteen percent of the voters and hurting Joe Biden in the swing states. I don't want to say they're playing for keeps. But Biden refuses to give Kennedy Secret Service protection and the DNC just bought him a nice shiny convertible.
• President Biden addressed students at DuPont High School in Wilmington. We owe DuPont's so much. DuPont invented Teflon which, when applied to a politician, allows any sex scandal, racist tirade or stupefying gaffe to slide right off a presidential candidate and be disregarded in two news cycles.
• New York Mayor Eric Adams blamed campus violence and riots on outside agitators who are trained to radicalize college students. The Justice Department is being a bit selective in protecting Title 9 civil rights. At last night's riot a Jewish student dressed up like a transgender woman to get federal protection.
• Israeli Defense Forces slogged their way through southernmost Gaza this week in an attempt to flush out all the remaining Hamas terrorist cells. I think they should call off the artillery. Every time Israelis blow up a building in Gaza it just gives the Palestinians another 100,000 rocks to throw at them.
• The NYPD sent the riot squad to remove protestors from Columbia Tuesday making their way through a dense throng of protestors. Gay student union members expressed support for Hamas by waving signs which read Queers for Palestine. They might as well hold up signs that read Wives for O.J.
• White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre was asked Wednesday if President Biden will condemn the violent pro-Hamas campus rallies. He's been a little evasive. When reporters asked Joe about the pro-Hamas protests on campus, Biden said he prefers Hamas with celery on a Ritz cracker.
• The White House refused to demonize pro-Palestinian protests that swept campuses financed and led by outsiders, but did float a plan to grant U.S. asylum to all Palestinians in Gaza. One thing Democrats and Republicans can agree on. If Biden doesn't carry Michigan it won't be for lack of trying.
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