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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published May 30, 2023

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

The New York Post published the latest Gallup Poll which showed only twenty-three percent of Americans are satisfied with the way things are going in the U.S. If that includes you, I can only tell you to stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in California and New York.

The White House negotiators and House Speaker McCarthy fought the clock Thursday to try to keep the country from running out of money. I’d feel a lot more secure if my bank did a better job of keeping its ATMs filled with cash. I tried four of them today and they all read Insufficient Funds.

The Wall Street Journal reports that Black Lives Matter is now facing bankruptcy. After raising over ninety million dollars in donations from supporters, BLM is nine million dollars in debt. The organization probably really regrets buying so much stock in Disney and Target and in Anheuser-Busch.

Black Lives Matter is reported near bankruptcy despite raising a hundred million dollars in the last few years, but questions over how it was spent have caused donations to plummet. In L.A. it’s a big concern. If the Black Lives Matter donations dry up, it could destroy real estate sales in Beverly Hills.

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The Los Angeles City Council voted to accept the donation of a two-hundred-eighty-thousand-dollar Robot Dog for use by the LAPD. It’s useful for explosives barricades, or SWAT incidents. Opponents say it will lead to minority robot dogs being invented that Robot Dog can throw in the pound.

The L.A. Dodgers invited the anti-Catholic drag queen nuns Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence to the stadium’s Pride Night in June. The cultural woke agenda in California is even spreading to grocery store shelves. Charmin just introduced a new toilet paper called The Streets of San Francisco.

Ron DeSantis launched his 2024 presidential campaign via a Twitter interview Wednesday. Ron stated if elected president he might pardon Trump on his first day in office. Just for assuming that Trump would be convicted of something by then, you’d think MSNBC would be a little nicer to DeSantis.

President Biden spent Thursday dealing with House Republicans to try to agree on a budget and debt ceiling number to avoid the U.S. running out of money. The differences are unbridgeable. The Republicans believe that the Devil is in the details while Democrats insist that the Devil is in Mar-a-Lago.

Oprah Winfrey could be named to California’s U.S. Senate seat by Gavin Newsom if Dianne Feinstein steps down, but it’d be just for one year as Schiff and Lee campaign for the seat. Oprah’s past would keep her from ever keeping it. There are way too many clips of her being nice to Trump on her talk show.

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