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• Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg tried to bring equity to car safety tests by proposing that we spend twenty million taxpayer dollars to build female car crash dummies. Here's another idea. Why don't we just save twenty million dollars and have the male crash dummies identify as female.
• Budweiser gave out free kegs of Bud Light and twenty-dollar rebates for twenty-dollar cases of Bud Light as a peace offering last week. Bud Light's transgender model Dylan Mulvaney took another principled stand for transgender rights. Mulvaney just filed suit against the GPS for advising to go straight.
• CBS News aired a report on the economic problems facing Los Angeles which says the homeless crisis, high crime rates, population exodus and weak job creation could leave the city sinking in the future. The economy is so bad in L.A. that women are marrying guys for love. That's how bad it's gotten.
• President Biden left the G-7 Summit in Japan after enlisting Allied support to cut back on trade with China and develop tech self-reliance. We run out of money in exactly one week. The CIA just uncovered a diabolical Chinese plot to just sit back and enjoy watching the collapse of the United States.
• The Durham Report was released prompting Congress to probe the FBI. It reveals that Trump was framed by the FBI on a phony dossier paid for by Hillary and that Obama and Bisden knew about it. At this rate, the only ones NOT involved in the Russia/Trump collusion hoax were Russia and Trump.
• CNN's Town Hall with Trump backfired as CNN ratings fell to fourth behind Newsmax, a week after drawing huge ratings with Trump's beat down of the CNN narrative. It illustrates our morbid fascination with violence. Donald Trump murdered CNN on live TV and you all just sat there watching.
• Chicago's new Mayor Brandon Johnson lectured reporters not to stigmatize gangs and defended teenage rioters and looters, adding that it's wrong to stigmatize them. Reality is becoming folklore. If you hold a slice of Chicago Pizza up to your ear, you can hear the faint sound of gunfire in the distance.
• Restaurant News reports high labor costs are hitting fast food restaurants hard. The first ever Chick-Fil-A restaurant closed its doors forever on Saturday. Nearby residents are being trained on how to use the calendar app on their phones so they won't suddenly think that every day is Sunday.
• Ron DeSantis is reportedly set announce for he's running president this week. He polls at twenty percent, forty behind Trump, with the other six GOP candidates less than three percent. If Disney made a movie about the Republican presidential field they would call it Mighty Whitey and the Seven Dwarves.
• Psychology Today published a study revealing how your associations with your phone and social media can offer you insights into your personality, particularly in how you engage with other people online. Someone circulated a rumor on Facebook that I'm schizophrenic. Well, three can play that game.
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