• President Biden gave the commencement address at Howard University Saturday and said white supremacy is the greatest threat to our democracy. It’s really no longer a problem. In only two and a half years in office, Biden has single-handedly destroyed the myth of white supremacy once and for all.
• The Durham Report unveiled the attempt by FBI agents to defeat Trump in 2016 with the Russia collusion hoax, as a way to erase Hillary’s e-mail scandal. Three agents now work for the Clinton Foundation. Hillary holds the distinction of being the only Methodist ever to head a major crime family.
• The White House tried to deflect questions over its border policy Friday while hordes of asylum seekers stormed across the Rio Grande. The solutions can always be found in the history books. The Chinese built a border wall over two thousand years ago and they still don’t have any Venezuelans.
• Tom Brady was linked to Kim Kardashian by Entertainment Tonight through a Caribbean real estate question she had for him. Tom is popularly known by his nickname, the GOAT. In America, GOAT is an acronym for the Greatest of All Time but in Afghanistan, GOAT is the top selling fragrance.
• The Washington Examiner said Disney held an all-hands-on-deck corporate meeting to double down behind Disney’s new woke agenda. The Magic Kingdom is teetering. Disney’s new Peter Pan movie is so lousy that parents would rather have their kids spend time at Michael Jackson’s Neverland.
• Rudy Giuliani was sued for sexual assault by his assistant who says sex was a condition of her $1 million-a year employment deal. She said he was always taking Viagra and drinking, and made her wear a bikini at work. I applaud Rudy for personally leading the crusade against woke beer commercials.
• Rudy Giuliani's accuser Noelle Dunphy claims she was giving oral sex to Rudy while he was on speaker phone with Trump while they discussed selling pardons for $2 million apiece and splitting the money. That’d be money under the table. As long as she was down there anyway, she could pick it up.
• Miller Beer faces a backlash after posting a video ad showing a stern proto-feminist denouncing young men for liking beer endorsed in ads by women in bikinis. About all Miller can say in its defense is, at least they used a natural woman for the ad. To make sure nobody sees it, they’re airing it on CNN.
• President Biden decided to cut short his trip to Asia due to the pressing debt limit crisis this week and will only meet with G-7 leaders in Japan and reschedule a meeting in Australia. We’re close to a government shutdown. Tens of thousands of government bureaucrats would have to stop not working.
• Governor Ron DeSantis made progress against Trump while campaigning in Iowa last weekend while Bobby Kennedy was chipping away at Biden’s lead for the Democratic nomination. It’s a fact of life that change is inevitable. Unless you need it for the parking meter, then it’s nowhere to be found.
• Congress heard testimony from Samuel Altman, the CEO of Open AI, who warned the lawmakers that half of the information generated on social media is AI driven and that things could go very wrong. How much worse can it be? If a scary clown invited me to go into the woods tonight, I’ll just go.
• House Republicans said a key Biden whistleblower was taken off the case by the DOJ, hindering their probe. On the bright side, the FBI was able to arrest GOP Congressman George Santos on the charge of lying in Congress and money laundering. However 434 other House Members remain at large.
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