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• Miller Lite released a TV ad in which a proto-feminist comedienne rips men who liked TV beer ads with hot women. Bud Light was endorsed by a Transgender. I think Coors Light could corner the beer market with an ad showing a wet t-shirt contest set to German marching songs, but that'd take balls.
• Sports Illustrated made news Monday publishing its eagerly-anticipated annual Swimsuit Issue by placing Martha Stewart in a bathing suit on the magazine cover. It's considered by the media to be an incredibly bold move. Not because she's eighty-one years old, but because she's an actual woman.
• The London Daily Mail reported that the Isle of Man off the coast of England is not planning to license up to ten firms to plant and grow marijuana and market cannabis products to the world, The purpose is to stimulate the economy on the island. Afterwards, it'll be known as the Isle of Far Out, Man.
• President Biden told black college graduates white supremacy is America's top terrorism threat Saturday, which if true is a form of white supremacy. It tells Crips, Bloods, ISIS, Al Qaeda and the Cartels you're not in our league. Get back to us when you've stolen two continents and plundered India.
• President Biden's trip to Asia will last eight days and continues from Japan to Australia after he makes a stop in New Guinea. Of course Biden will remark on the special relationship between the United States and Australia. Australia started out as a prison colony while America has evolved into one.
• Rudy Giuliani was sued by his assistant while he was President Trump's personal attorney. She claimed that Rudy was a hard-drinking Viagra-popping boss who made racist, sexist and anti-Semitic remarks and forced her to have sex with him. If convicted Rudy could get four-to-eight years in the White House.
• The Durham Report on Monday exposed the FBI for promoting a Russia collusion hoax to try to sabotage the Trump campaign and presidency. It never ends. Undeterred by the Durham Report, the FBI just charged Trump with raping J. Edgar Hoover in the fitting room at Victoria's Secret in 1972.
• The Durham Report said the FBI used a rumor to frame Trump for three years with the Russia collusion hoax. Even CNN said the report vindicated the former president. In reaction to the report Trump said, nobody gets victimized by bigger hoaxes than me, I get the BEST hoaxes, it's not even close.
• The Durham Report reports it was Hillary's people who made up the story about Trump peeing on Russian hookers in a Moscow hotel suite. The FBI knew it was a fake story, but the hoax was bought worldwide. To this day, Moscow hookers respectfully stand for the playing of Singin' in the Rain.
• President Biden was scheduled to meet with House Speaker Kevin McCarthy on Tuesday to try to compromise on a debt ceiling deal before he leaves for Asia. A new option has suddenly arisen. Biden said he does not want to solve the debt crisis by invoking the 14th Amendment, which he helped to write.
• The New York Post reported that the entire IRS investigative team looking into the Hunter Biden laptop revelations and tax and gun charges were removed by orders from the Department of Justice Monday. It just never ends. He's the most embarrassing First Son since Martin Sheen was our president.
• Governor Ron DeSantis signed a bill preventing woke indoctrination on Florida colleges. Many colleges scrapped the SAT and ACT and tests Generation Z with an essay question. One of them goes, if you take fifty-seven genders and you divide it by white privilege, how much climate change do you have?
• President Biden arrives in Japan today for the G-7 industrial nations summit to discuss trade and mutual defense treaties. They'll discuss the threat of China invading Taiwan. Japan's prime minister chose to hold the meeting in Hiroshima, whose mayor in 1945 famously said, What the hell was THAT?
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