Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

• University of Toronto Professor Jordan Peterson ignited a big uproar by refusing to use gender neutral pronouns on campus. The Left wants to eliminate any term which denotes gender. From now on the terms Mr. President and First Lady will be replaced by Those Two Idiots in the White House.

• San Francisco continued losing retail stores as T-Mobile followed Walgreen's and Nordstroms exit due to unprosecuted shopliftings Friday. Here in L.A., I just saw the new glassed-in shelves at CVS to prevent theft and I had to laugh. The toothpaste aisle has better security than our Southern border.

• WebMD urged people to exercise caution this summer in the use of mosquito repellent. A report says mosquito repellent contains a chemical compound called mefloquine which in tests caused five percent of people who sprayed it on to experience hallucinations. This is true, a mosquito told me about it.

• Medical News Today website published Healthy Eating Tips to Help You on Your Fitness and Wellness Journey. My father used to tell me to choose my ruts carefully because I'm going to be in them a long time. I've made up my mind to put my health first and I'm starting an Oreos cleanse today.

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• The Detroit News reported a quick-thinking thirteen-year-old kid in Michigan used a slingshot to stop a man who was trying to abduct his eight-year-old little sister on Saturday. Reaction was swift. District Attorney Alvin Bragg is trying to find a way to get the kid extradited to New York to face charges.

• China sent a diplomatic envoy to Russia and Ukraine to try to jump start peace talks before this war gets out of hand. I hope the peace talks succeed for our sake, because we picked the wrong generation to fight World War III. They can't even fight anxiety from being called the wrong pronoun.

• The White House counter-attacked House Republican charges of family graft Saturday revealing the money Donad Trump's kids made while he was president. Never doubt Biden's ability to play hardball. Joe Biden is now offering reporters money to stop talking about his family's bribery allegation.

• Geraldo Rivera said Trump's defeat in court could render him morally unfit to reelect as president by the majority of Americans. Then there's Joe. In last week's poll 63% of Americans think Biden is mentally unfit to be president, the rest think he should replace his Chief of Staff with a Visiting Angel.

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